My gf got me an Altuve jersey about 4 years ago because she knows how much I like the Stros. Hate to say I’ve never worn it once.
I used to love getting autographs as a kid. Sam Snead was playing at the Legends of Golf in Austin and wasn’t signing for anyone. I up crawled on his cart and he gave me an autograph so I’d leave him alone.
As an adult I see no point. A grown man seeking autographs is just silly.