rolandcorts
- Joined
- Feb 10, 2022
- Messages
- 1,221
5.00am Yes he is an early riser. Roll out of bed in some sweats he cut off 3" below the knees and also cut a slit in the crotch so he can take his 2.4" pecker out for a leak
5.15am A heavily flavored keurig cup of coffee is ready. Some kind of french vanilla flavor or something gross. He picked up the habit living at Panorama towers in Vegas where he abused the free snacks in the lobby. Free is free and jjgold is a renowned cheapskate.
5.15-6.00 Stare out the window looking for deer. He used to like them when he moved into his pad but is now paranoid they will chew up his perfectly manicured lawn.
6.00 Spider pushups, pullups, and as he said, jogging on the spot in his undeveloped basement. Yes, he prefers to jog on the spot for his cardio rather than go outside like a normal person. This was even before covid.
7-9am Post post post. He has an excel spreadsheet he uses to decide his thread titles. Monday is usually "how much did you lose on the weekend?". Saturday night is usually "only losers post on saturday night".
9am Breakfast. He dumps some frozen food package into a non-stick pan, like pasta salad or something, and heats it up. As he cooks, he's got the kitchen TV on TVG with the horse races. He doesn't have a penny on anything and the races havent even started but he pretends like he has a big bet on #4 and roots it hard! Cmon!! One time!! Of course, the tv is in a kitchen cabinet so when he's done he can close it. After he finishes eating, a couple mounds bars.
11am Roam around on youtube, always disco or R&B from the 70s. He dances on the spot in his moccasins with the toe part cut out. God only knows why he cuts all his clothes.
12. Check the dating websites, apps. He uses his real pic in one account, fake one in another. Of course the fake one gets a ton more interest and he now laughs that he's banged up and could never score a woman but years ago it ATE HIM UP INSIDE. He lied to himself, he would say he didn't want to be restricted by a ball and chain but all he wanted was a nice broad to pound once in a while and not judge him for his pecker size.
1 Jerk off to taboo porn, he is into the sub genre not where you bang a stepsister or stepmom but an aunt. I guess you guys know that jjgold story right???
2-4 nap
4pm Shower, scrub every inch of body hard with one of those hard brushes. Get out of shower and examine scalp for any sign of life. After, put a kind of scalp cream on that promises to regenerate hair. It has not worked yet.
5 Call doctors office about bloodwork he did last week. He did it all through Fedex so he didnt have to leave the house. Chewing his nails stressing his thyroid bloodwork. Could be all sorts of diseases???
6 As sun goes down, close blinds as neighbors can start to see in. Turn on TV which is set up on the wall with not a wire in sight. He had an electrician come and wire his whole house so not a single damn wire is visible. He likes his pad pristine like that, bald and bare just like his head and pecker. Yes it is ironic he hired an electrician despite being Corbin electric.
7. Run 42 different antivirus softwares on all his devices. Go through every device and delete any app he doesn't use anymore. Bare and bald.
8pm Dinner. Usually reheat a pizza he ordered 3 days ago. He orders 3 pies to get the delivery free, eats half a pie and then freezes the rest. He likes it plain and hard as cardboard, but is convinced east coast pizza is the best. When delivery guy comes he asks them to leave it 6ft from the door, then he waits 10mins to collect it with latex gloves on and N95 mask. Takes 10mins but he then nukes each of the pies in the microwave for 5 secs each.
830pm. Brush teeth to make sure he doesn't snack on any oriole cookies before bed.
9pm Read about various phobias and diseases online, post, quick mop of floors and wipedown of living room wall. Turn off all lights and lift blinds a bit and look around neighborhood with binoculars. Once in 30 days his neighbor bangs his wife before bed and what a thrill for a guy who hasn't been laid in 22 years!! No luck tonight as I guess wife is out of town. Head to bedroom disappointed.
930pm. Change back into cock-hole sweats cut off below the knees, get into bed, and he is lights out within 60 seconds. The guy has a clear conscience and is freer than 99% of posters because he's loaded, doesn't spend a dime, and has zero commitments... the main one being a woman.
5.15am A heavily flavored keurig cup of coffee is ready. Some kind of french vanilla flavor or something gross. He picked up the habit living at Panorama towers in Vegas where he abused the free snacks in the lobby. Free is free and jjgold is a renowned cheapskate.
5.15-6.00 Stare out the window looking for deer. He used to like them when he moved into his pad but is now paranoid they will chew up his perfectly manicured lawn.
6.00 Spider pushups, pullups, and as he said, jogging on the spot in his undeveloped basement. Yes, he prefers to jog on the spot for his cardio rather than go outside like a normal person. This was even before covid.
7-9am Post post post. He has an excel spreadsheet he uses to decide his thread titles. Monday is usually "how much did you lose on the weekend?". Saturday night is usually "only losers post on saturday night".
9am Breakfast. He dumps some frozen food package into a non-stick pan, like pasta salad or something, and heats it up. As he cooks, he's got the kitchen TV on TVG with the horse races. He doesn't have a penny on anything and the races havent even started but he pretends like he has a big bet on #4 and roots it hard! Cmon!! One time!! Of course, the tv is in a kitchen cabinet so when he's done he can close it. After he finishes eating, a couple mounds bars.
11am Roam around on youtube, always disco or R&B from the 70s. He dances on the spot in his moccasins with the toe part cut out. God only knows why he cuts all his clothes.
12. Check the dating websites, apps. He uses his real pic in one account, fake one in another. Of course the fake one gets a ton more interest and he now laughs that he's banged up and could never score a woman but years ago it ATE HIM UP INSIDE. He lied to himself, he would say he didn't want to be restricted by a ball and chain but all he wanted was a nice broad to pound once in a while and not judge him for his pecker size.
1 Jerk off to taboo porn, he is into the sub genre not where you bang a stepsister or stepmom but an aunt. I guess you guys know that jjgold story right???
2-4 nap
4pm Shower, scrub every inch of body hard with one of those hard brushes. Get out of shower and examine scalp for any sign of life. After, put a kind of scalp cream on that promises to regenerate hair. It has not worked yet.
5 Call doctors office about bloodwork he did last week. He did it all through Fedex so he didnt have to leave the house. Chewing his nails stressing his thyroid bloodwork. Could be all sorts of diseases???
6 As sun goes down, close blinds as neighbors can start to see in. Turn on TV which is set up on the wall with not a wire in sight. He had an electrician come and wire his whole house so not a single damn wire is visible. He likes his pad pristine like that, bald and bare just like his head and pecker. Yes it is ironic he hired an electrician despite being Corbin electric.
7. Run 42 different antivirus softwares on all his devices. Go through every device and delete any app he doesn't use anymore. Bare and bald.
8pm Dinner. Usually reheat a pizza he ordered 3 days ago. He orders 3 pies to get the delivery free, eats half a pie and then freezes the rest. He likes it plain and hard as cardboard, but is convinced east coast pizza is the best. When delivery guy comes he asks them to leave it 6ft from the door, then he waits 10mins to collect it with latex gloves on and N95 mask. Takes 10mins but he then nukes each of the pies in the microwave for 5 secs each.
830pm. Brush teeth to make sure he doesn't snack on any oriole cookies before bed.
9pm Read about various phobias and diseases online, post, quick mop of floors and wipedown of living room wall. Turn off all lights and lift blinds a bit and look around neighborhood with binoculars. Once in 30 days his neighbor bangs his wife before bed and what a thrill for a guy who hasn't been laid in 22 years!! No luck tonight as I guess wife is out of town. Head to bedroom disappointed.
930pm. Change back into cock-hole sweats cut off below the knees, get into bed, and he is lights out within 60 seconds. The guy has a clear conscience and is freer than 99% of posters because he's loaded, doesn't spend a dime, and has zero commitments... the main one being a woman.
.
