I almost got into a fight once around 2am downtown San Diego.
I had just grabbed a few huge fukkin slices from a pizza joint for me and my girl and walking out some drunk dude looks at me and yells “Bro got the whole pie”.
Well, I was drunk too and my drunken ears heard “Dude got the hoe pie” thinking he was talking about my girl.
I got lucky his buddies were cool and de-escalated the situation because there was like 5 of them and only me. I woulda ended up like FidelCashflow.