They will be filled with helium. I will turn the mic on at the table and inhale heliium so I can talk in a super high voice for a few seconds.
Those few seconds are just the time I need, just enough time, to make the other poker participants, particularly
@flyingillini , laugh a little.
This laugh, just that little laugh, wil distract those players, those that laugh at least, and I will sneak through an epic bluff. The proof will be easy as I'm no mucker, and I'm no mucker fukker...unless you talk about the muckers at the table that get fukked when my helium caused high voice makes them laugh a little, allowing me to sneak through an epic bluff that I will reveal as I'm no mucker, but I think I mentioned that already and those that know, know.
For those that don't directly laugh at said helium caused high voice, it is my hope that the act of the other participants laughing, even if the can't be heard, will be enough, just enough, to make those guys that didn't laugh at my helium caused voice to chuckle, just a bit.
And if I get that chuckle, I get that poker pot.
And that, my friend, is exactly what balloons are going to do.