What’s The Worst Thing a Scoured Lover Has Done To You?

[DarkRaver Camper]

I went on a date with this girl from work. It was a decent date and I sealed the deal.

We had plans to go out again but I didn’t want to. Nothing more for me to want from her. I told her I ate a whole pack of wintergreen life savors and had an upset stomach. I would avoid contact with her. She started following me to a club. It was creepy.

anyway one night I’m leaving the club with this girl and we decided to go to Atlantic City. I get to my jeep, I can’t see straight from the ketamine i did I look at my jeep and it looks like something is on the door. There was a Jesus fish looking scratch on my door along with a few other scratches.

I saw the girl there that night. I’m 200% sure she did it.

a few years later she started dating this guy from work. They were in a relationship for months and at some point he ended it. He went away on a trip for like a week. He came home and two hoses were open at full blast so his water ran for an entire week.

I’m sure I have some more but this was the worst one.

crazy g

 

[Orbison]

also a girl from work here. she wrecked most of my office at work after i didn't want to immediately commit to going away with her out of town one weekend. she tore down all the stuff that was pinned to my bulletin board, both work and personal items. when i opened the door to my office in the morning it looked like a tsunami had run through it. she either stayed late at work the night before to do it or was one of the first into the office that day to do it.

 

[jacketfan81]

I'm well into my 40s now, but when I was in my early 20s I had just gotten out of the Army and got smitten over a 19 year old girl. She was a nutcase. Booze, drugs, you name it. I broke up with her (for what I thought was for good), and a couple days later she shows up to my house drunk and finds a way in through an open window and a bunch of bushes. Fukks herself up with scratches and marks in the process.

I wake up in the middle of the night and see her sleeping next to me. I flip. She's plastered. My roommate and his gf wake up, and his girl guides ole girl out of the house.

Next day, sheriff shows up at my house with this chick's dad. I get arrested for domestic violence. No bullshit. She ends up admitting she lied and dropped the charges, but still. Never forget, they're all whores.

 

[Mr KLC]

Married me.

 

[DarkRaver Camper]

I'm well into my 40s now, but when I was in my early 20s I had just gotten out of the Army and got smitten over a 19 year old girl. She was a nutcase. Booze, drugs, you name it. I broke up with her (for what I thought was for good), and a couple days later she shows up to my house drunk and finds a way in through an open window and a bunch of bushes. Fukks herself up with scratches and marks in the process.

I wake up in the middle of the night and see her sleeping next to me. I flip. She's plastered. My roommate and his gf wake up, and his girl guides ole girl out of the house.

Next day, sheriff shows up at my house with this chick's dad. I get arrested for domestic violence. No bullshit. She ends up admitting she lied and dropped the charges, but still. Never forget, they're all whores.

Wow that’s one for the ages! Geez, that’s crazy.

 

[BigOrange]

Scoured? As in you scrubbed the hell out of her?

 

[Hedge]

WTF is a scoured lover? Did OP mean scorned?

 

[DarkRaver Camper]

two points for you!
Scorned.

I was half in the bag. Almost 20 hours later someone calls it out. I guess I’m not the only one grammatically challenged

 

[Hedge]

two points for you!
Scorned.

I was half in the bag. Almost 20 hours later someone calls it out. I guess I’m not the only one grammatically challenged

Thanks for clarifying.

 

[jacketfan81]

Wow that’s one for the ages! Geez, that’s crazy.

I'll never forget my parents bailing me out of jail before the charges were dropped and getting an apology. My Mom said it more in line with what the Bible would tell her to say, but WTTE: "Oh, he hit that whore? Yeah right. The only thing my son is guilty of is loving that whore."