Best Strategy For Ugly Guys To Get Laid?

[Brock Landers]

nowadays it's quality > quanity

I had my fair share of wake up surprises in college. my favorite story is when I left a party with a grenade and 2 of my friends were shaking their head like NO SAM WTF ARE YOU DOING....but I was drunk as fukk

I go down the line saying bye to peeps and the final 3 people dab me up hardcore. YEA SAM, LETS FUKKING GO, have a fun night yada yada yada

wake up next morning, she rolls over me and im like DA FUKKK DID I DO LAST NIGHT!!!!

LOL!!

 

[RRsilver]

JJ... I'm maybe a 5 but my wife is 7-8. How'd I do it?
I make her laugh. You got to have a good sense of humor and keep them happy.

Its funny, I was talking old days, topics like this, with a guy I went to high school with the other day. For most of my post middle school life, I've thought I was above average looks. but life will kick your azz every now and then.
There have been times thru the years ill be dating (or at least getting to spent time with) someone I thought was out of my league, in looks, and sometimes more than one at a time and be on a roll, break up and in a couple, weeks be back on that life high with another that I thought would never give me a second look.
Usually this is about the time I would get to feeling a little to proud of myself, and life would show me. I would go thru a long time when I cant bye a date and get off that high horse!

 

[stormtrooper8]

Being good looking can get you into problems believe it or not

 

[Wagerallsports]

Nice guys get cheated on most cases eventually. I’m not saying to be disrespectful toward a woman, but never be too nice to a woman or she will take advantage of that.

nice guys finish last

I do believe that now, in general overall

But can't say I've ever experienced personally with any females

It's always been to my benefit

 

[Wagerallsports]

Yes a lot of “fukk girls” down here lol all about money over anything.

Where you live and so many Latinas, I totally believe it

They are more about money than all other female ethnicities

 

[lekidecincinnati]

when ur that small why bother she won't feel a thing

 

[stormtrooper8]

I do believe that now, in general overall

But can't say I've ever experienced personally with any females

It's always been to my benefit

Being sexy and nice is a good combo

 

[JDS]

Being sexy and nice is a good combo

What’s your body count sexy eyes ?

 

[jjgold]

when ur that small why bother she won't feel a thing

Kid that made
Me feel
Good
Man

I have said this many times
I look like a dick big belly and a 2.5 inch rod

 

[stormtrooper8]

What’s your body count sexy eyes ?

I don’t wanna depress people on this board

 

[jjgold]

Trooper you big??

size??

 

[JDS]

I don’t wanna depress people on this board

Always deflecting the important questions guy.

 

[JDS]

Trooper you big??

size??

The other day he said he was 12.5.

 

[carolinakid]

too much info

 

[JDS]

too much info

This is not serious conversation here kid. We just messing around why don’t you understand that lol.

 

[carolinakid]

we got games going now, why do we have these at the top

 

[carolinakid]

i find too much sex talk get boring in a sport forum

 

[Tanko]

too much info

THIS!
This thread is suddenly off the rails.

 

[stormtrooper8]

Trooper you big??

size??

Darth Vader nearly promoted me to his right hand man

That’s all I’ll say

 

[JDS]

THIS!
This thread is suddenly off the rails.

Fukk off guy nobody asked you