JJGOLD should have been a movie star. Seriously.
There's literally no one like him on the planet.
Can you imagine him instead of Brando as the Godfather?
Sitting back in his seat in a tuxedo petting a cat on his lap?
Terrifying.
He would scare the fangs off fukkin Dracula.
Or how about a comedy role?
Imagine JJ playing Jack Nicholson's character in As Good As It Gets.
When he introduces his fag neighbor to the waitress he's trying to bang.
"Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag."