In the future, if anyone asks about your broken nose, tell them some awesome story....
"You were driving Uber and saw a lady getting robbed. You stopped to help her and fought with the 3 guys robbing her and got your nose broken. And the woman was saved."
or
"You saw a dog in the middle of the freeway and pulled over to save it before it was hit. Just as you got to it and picked it up a car was coming at you and you dove to the side of the road and hit your nose on the concrete barrier. The dog was fine and was given to a friend."