Lol yup. He could have even re-wrote it using ChatGPT:
Listen up, folks! Tonight's Celtics Heat game is going down, and guess who's the crew chief? None other than Marc Davis, the referee extraordinaire!
Now, I don't want to bring up any painful memories, but let's talk about the past two years. Whenever Marc Davis or Ed Malloy steps onto that court, the Celtics at home have a record that's... well, let's just say it's not exactly impressive. We're talking 2 wins and a whopping 9 losses! Ouch!
But hold your laughter, because here comes the punchline! The Miami Heat, on the other hand, seem to have found their lucky charm in Davis and Malloy. They're standing tall with a jaw-dropping 19 wins and only 4 losses under their reffing reign! And get this: they've got a fantastic 10-3 record on the road and a dazzling 10-2 overall this year. It's like they've discovered some secret code to winning games!
So, if the Celtics happen to lose tonight, my friends, we already know the culprit. It's not because of some lousy shooting or missed opportunities—it's all about those refs! Marc Davis, the man who brings luck to Miami and misfortune to Boston. Let's hope our boys can overcome this hilarious curse and deliver a victory that'll leave us all in stitches!