Daily question of the day thread...

[patrickbateman]

Do you spray after taking a nasty grumpy. I do. I'm like the Mossad when it comes to pooping. I get in, get out and nobody knows I was even there.

My girlfriend's mother took an Ozempic crap last weekend and just left the bathroom as is. Fucking nasty.

I also don't shit in public places.

 

[jjgold]

You gotta use the proper equipment
Bidet

 

[BMR Genie]

With or w/0 spray, I always leave the baño clean.

Some people will take their sweet time inside but have no patience to flush everything or use the spray before leaving. I have been a victim of this from one of my co-workers. I'm glad that guy is not around anymore.

 

[JDS]

Ozempic crap

 

[Tanko]

Ozempic crap

I want to know what that is.....

 

[Tanko]

Febreeze bottle in every baño.

 

[patrickbateman]

Had a guy at my parent's house who took a book into their bathroom and was in there for 50 minutes.

People have no manners.

 

[JDS]

I’m very clean and discreet in the bathroom, especially if I’m around company. I’ll play music too on my phone if need be to camouflage any strange sounds that may come out of my ass lol.

 

[Tanko]

 

[patrickbateman]

I want to know what that is.....

It's where a fat lazy beotch who doesn't want to change her diet or exercise shoots Ozempic into her ass every week.

Smells like 5 day old Indian food wrapped in a rotten cabbage.

 

[patrickbateman]

With or w/0 spray, I always leave the baño clean.

Some people will take their sweet time inside but have no patience to flush everything or use the spray before leaving. I have been a victim of this from one of my co-workers. I'm glad that guy is not around anymore.

Always have to spray.

 

[Tanko]

It's where a fat lazy beotch who doesn't want to change her diet or exercise shoots Ozempic into her ass every week.

Smells like 5 day old Indian food wrapped in a rotten cabbage.

LMAO.... You like her don't you PB.... I know you do.


P.S. the cabbage reference sealed the deal.

 

[BMR Genie]

Always have to spray.

Sometimes I run out of spray lol.

 

[patrickbateman]

LMAO.... You like her don't you PB.... I know you do.


P.S. the cabbage reference sealed the deal.

Don't get me started. My girlfriend's grandfather lived in our house for 10 months and caused me to have a nervous breakdown. First month of his stay, he kicked out a window in his bedroom because of a "night terror". Guy never learned to use a cell phone or computer so microwaving pizza was like brain surgery to him. He also never knocked when entering rooms with closed doors which was nice. Fucking weirdo.

 

[Tanko]

Don't get me started. My girlfriend's grandfather lived in our house for 10 months and caused me to have a nervous breakdown. First month of his stay, he kicked out a window in his bedroom because of a "night terror". Guy never learned to use a cell phone or computer so microwaving pizza was like brain surgery to him. He also never knocked when entering rooms with closed doors which was nice. Fucking weirdo.

Demenita?

 

[patrickbateman]

Demenita?

More like wet brain because he drank his life away.

 

[BobbyFK]

No spraying here. The smell goes away on it's own

 

[patrickbateman]

No spraying here. The smell goes away on it's own

That is nasty.

 

[patrickbateman]

What about cleaning hair out of the shower drain after hosing off at someone's house? I've run into this A LOT with my girlfriend's family.

 

[BigJay]

I also don't shit in public places.

I used to laugh at my buddy, a real estate broker, who claimed to have a map of every clean, one-seater with a lock, at businesses he could stop in emergency situations south of the river in Austin.

Now that I’m a tad older, I have a similar map in my head of places I know I can stop that have a clean, one-seater with a lock. The library being my go-to if need be. Good center of the town spot too.