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JDS

JDS

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Dec 11, 2021
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This guy is nosey as fuk. But since you missed my first 47 accomplishments I’m really counting on you this year, Jerky.

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My nose is what makes this place so personable 😁. Happy early bday buddy, you know you could’ve told me to go fukk off lol & it’s none of my business, but you are way too fun for that type of answer.
 

Tanko

Tanko

Joined
Oct 27, 2021
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Hey she's pretty and all and who doesn't like a nice caboose but damn... Zion could get just about anyone with his $$$. Chicks are drawn to athletes with big bucks. Why did he settle for a porn star?

When he takes her home to mom and mom asks, "So Mariah, what do you do for a living?".

Mariah: "I'm in the movies".
Mom: "Or really. What have I seen you in?"
Mariah: "Well, Dicking the Dutiful Wife.
Mom: "What? I didn't hear you."
Zion, attempting to change the subject: "Mom, we're having a baby."


Would be a tough day at the Williamson house.:lmao:
 

JDS

JDS

Joined
Dec 11, 2021
Messages
43,235
Hey she's pretty and all and who doesn't like a nice caboose but damn... Zion could get just about anyone with his $$$. Chicks are drawn to athletes with big bucks. Why did he settle for a porn star?

When he takes her home to mom and mom asks, "So Mariah, what do you do for a living?".

Mariah: "I'm in the movies".
Mom: "Or really. What have I seen you in?"
Mariah: "Well, Dicking the Dutiful Wife.
Mom: "What? I didn't hear you."
Zion, attempting to change the subject: "Mom, we're having a baby."


Would be a tough day at the Williamson house.:lmao:
Was that ChatGPT ? 🤣
 
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