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JDS

JDS

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This. Either that or fake like you found someone richer, maybe get Diggs working on something in photoshop, then she will be trying to BUY you back. :yes: Nothing to lose.
Too late for that buddy, she reads this forum. She reads my every post my every thought she became obsessed with me and that was our biggest problem, real talk.
 

baz

baz

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Too late for that buddy, she reads this forum. She reads my every post my every thought she became obsessed with me and that was our biggest problem, real talk.
She does?

Honey how TF you gonna let a guy like @JDS get away? You have any idea the level of SCUM out there? Guy is pure class and a tremendous human being, not to mention has a rugged masculinity and good looks about him that most men dream of and your just gonna let that go? That is a decision you will regret for the rest of your life :yes:
 

JDS

JDS

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She does?

Honey how TF you gonna let a guy like @JDS get away? You have any idea the level of SCUM out there? Guy is pure class and a tremendous human being, not to mention has a rugged masculinity and good looks about him that most men dream of and your just gonna let that go? That is a decision you will regret for the rest of your life :yes:
Preach it my black from the waste down brother :bowdown:
 
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Iw1nCashFlow

Iw1nCashFlow

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To keep up with the honesty

I didnt end up getting head. We agreed this morning to knock one off on her lunch break
She came home from work on lunch with something being off and her seeming drained.
She was down to do it still but I just asked her whats wrong.
So I listened to what happened at the hospital and rubbed her shoulders instead

#GottaKeepItReal
 

baz

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Hey @baz if we ever get back together, those words will impact our fate because I know she’s reading. :yes:

She will realize the JDS' of the world don't grow on trees. :yes:

"No, it’s brutal. I hate having a temper, man. It’s fucking embarrassing. You know? I don’t know. I’m sick of women trying to fix me. Gets annoying after a while, you know? Like you’re not out of your mind with all your fucking shoes? Right? What is that all about? I’m sick of this hypothetical perfect guy. Go get him. Go down to Applebee’s, let me know what you find. Okay? I’ve had it. I’m working, I’m trying. You go down and you get this “Mr. even-keeled all the time” with his little fucking sport coat, right? You live with that guy for a while, you know? “Hey, honey, I’m home. How are ya? Traffic was crazy. Almost lost it, but thank god I had that book on tape, right? Gulliver’s travels. Always a classic. Always a classic.” That’s the guy you want, straight across the board? Even in the bedroom, right? Always making love to you missionary style. “I love you. Your hair is like an ocean.” Never knowing you like to be flipped over and have your face mushed into the pillows, you fucking psycho, right?" - Bill Burr
 
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JDS

JDS

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To keep up with the honesty

I didnt end up getting head. We agreed this morning to knock one off on her lunch break
She came home from work on lunch with something being off and her seeming drained.
She was down to do it still but I just asked her whats wrong.
So I listened to what happened at the hospital and rubbed her shoulders instead

#GottaKeepItReal
Quote of the day.
 

JDS

JDS

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She will realize the JDS' of the world don't grow on trees. :yes:

"No, it’s brutal. I hate having a temper, man. It’s fucking embarrassing. You know? I don’t know. I’m sick of women trying to fix me. Gets annoying after a while, you know? Like you’re not out of your mind with all your fucking shoes? Right? What is that all about? I’m sick of this hypothetical perfect guy. Go get him. Go down to Applebee’s, let me know what you find. Okay? I’ve had it. I’m working, I’m trying. You go down and you get this “Mr. even-keeled all the time” with his little fucking sport coat, right? You live with that guy for a while, you know? “Hey, honey, I’m home. How are ya? Traffic was crazy. Almost lost it, but thank god I had that book on tape, right? Gulliver’s travels. Always a classic. Always a classic.” That’s the guy you want, straight across the board? Even in the bedroom, right? Always making love to you missionary style. “I love you. Your hair is like an ocean.” Never knowing you like to be flipped over and have your face mushed into the pillows, you fucking psycho, right?" - Bill Burr
You know what is crazy? That’s Kristin’s favorite comedian 🤣 the irony is very special lol
 

Iw1nCashFlow

Iw1nCashFlow

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Kudi be chillin with the stingrays like

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