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[BMR Genie]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1706662943289463236

 

[KVB]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1706725874341421215

 

[KVB]

WTF?

How the hell do you effectively LIVE bet on Prime broadcasts?

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In a later post this guy claiming he butted heads with me over knowing lines and watching games. That never happened. I have never, ever, butted heads with Nash. Not ever. In fact, I've never said anything negative about the guy.

What a weirdo, venturing into lowercase kvb territory as far as bullshit.

 

[KVB]

I wonder if Tyreek hill is planning on groing the stache, like Olivia Dunn's boyfriend...

 

[BMR Genie]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1706725874341421215

Oh wow hahaha. I bet he's already one

 

[Wagerallsports]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1706725874341421215

I think he's serious lol

Mike Evans was stumped

 

[KVB]

I think he's serious lol

Mike Evans was stumped

Lol

Evans was speechless. He did not see that coming.

 

[BMR Genie]

How Tony and Ezekiel met haha

 

[KVB]

How Tony and Ezekiel met haha

Thanks Genie, this was a good laugh.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I wonder if Tyreek hill is planning on groing the stache, like Olivia Dunn's boyfriend...

Right

 

[BMR Genie]

Thanks Genie, this was a good laugh.

Haha, I'm glad you like it, KVB.

 

[Tanko]

How Tony and Ezekiel met haha

These are funny as hell.
There is an entire series of tiktoks of these two dogs harassing each other like this.

 

[BMR Genie]

These are funny as hell.
There is an entire series of tiktoks of these two dogs harassing each other like this.

They made a lot of videos using this voice-over. Perfect for all funny occasions haha

 

[KVB]

 

[KVB]

 

[carolinakid]

The less is better with him

 

[Tanko]

Is this real? It is quite a well written application.

 

[JDS]

Is this real? It is quite a well written application.

Chat GPT easy application for a person with an IQ south of 75.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Chat GPT easy application for a person with an IQ south of 75.

Yeah. This was the real letter:


Hey there,

Hope this message tickles your funny bone despite the odds stacked against me. I'm penning down this letter, not because I'm dying to play, but because I've got a unique sideline kneeling proposition for you.

Now, I know your team's in a pickle after losing Aaron Rodgers, and everyone's eyeing that Super Bowl. But guess what? I'm not here to be your star quarterback; I'm your practice squad knight in shining armor! Yep, I'd be thrilled to help your defense get ready each week, even if it's just in practice.

Picture this: your defense gets to practice against me, a quarterback who's as mobile as a fridge on roller skates. It's like preparing for Mahomes, Wilson, and Hurts all rolled into one, minus the actual football talent. But hey, I'd do it with all the gusto of a starting QB.

Now, here's the kicker (pun intended): This lets you keep Zach's confidence high as QB1 without any competition from me. I'll be his biggest cheerleader, and who knows, maybe I can even teach him how to tie his shoelaces or something.

In an ideal world, Zach shines and leads your team to glory. But if he doesn't, well, I'm your plan B. I may not be the flashiest option, but I'm like that extra umbrella you keep in your car just in case it rains.

I get it; you might wonder if I can even throw a football. But don't worry, I've been lifting weights and throwing imaginary touchdowns at 5 am every day for six years straight. It's like a never-ending pregame warm-up, only without the actual game.

Oh, and I've got a list of people who will say nice things about me. Trust me; they're not my imaginary friends. They're real, I promise.

Thanks for reading this letter that's more absurd than my chances of getting back on the field. Cheers to your team's Super Bowl dreams and my sideline acrobatics!

 

[JDS]

Yeah. This was the real letter:


Hey there,

Hope this message tickles your funny bone despite the odds stacked against me. I'm penning down this letter, not because I'm dying to play, but because I've got a unique sideline kneeling proposition for you.

Now, I know your team's in a pickle after losing Aaron Rodgers, and everyone's eyeing that Super Bowl. But guess what? I'm not here to be your star quarterback; I'm your practice squad knight in shining armor! Yep, I'd be thrilled to help your defense get ready each week, even if it's just in practice.

Picture this: your defense gets to practice against me, a quarterback who's as mobile as a fridge on roller skates. It's like preparing for Mahomes, Wilson, and Hurts all rolled into one, minus the actual football talent. But hey, I'd do it with all the gusto of a starting QB.

Now, here's the kicker (pun intended): This lets you keep Zach's confidence high as QB1 without any competition from me. I'll be his biggest cheerleader, and who knows, maybe I can even teach him how to tie his shoelaces or something.

In an ideal world, Zach shines and leads your team to glory. But if he doesn't, well, I'm your plan B. I may not be the flashiest option, but I'm like that extra umbrella you keep in your car just in case it rains.

I get it; you might wonder if I can even throw a football. But don't worry, I've been lifting weights and throwing imaginary touchdowns at 5 am every day for six years straight. It's like a never-ending pregame warm-up, only without the actual game.

Oh, and I've got a list of people who will say nice things about me. Trust me; they're not my imaginary friends. They're real, I promise.

Thanks for reading this letter that's more absurd than my chances of getting back on the field. Cheers to your team's Super Bowl dreams and my sideline acrobatics!

Digger which one do you use & is it free ?