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[JDS]

No hate. You just ignore me:

KidCudi must have the biggest balls on BMR

@kidcudi92

www.bookmakersreview.com

I notice he kinda ignores me too, I can vouch for that perspective.

 

[stevek173]

Once upon a time, there was a group of gamblers who were always on the lookout for new ways to increase their winnings. One day, KVB, the math wiz, had a brilliant idea - what if they could go back in time and bet on past sports events?

The group was ecstatic about the idea and quickly began to plan their time travel adventure. They decided to go back to the 1980s, a time when sports betting was not as regulated as it is now.

KVB managed to create a time machine, and the group set off on their journey. As they arrived in the past, they found themselves in the middle of a baseball game. Tanko, who loved to bet on MLB, was excited and quickly placed a bet on the winning team.

Meanwhile, Fidels, who was only 5'2" tall, started to smell some really bad farts. He wondered if it was a curse that had come with their time travel. Steven, the promom guitar player, tried to serenade the ladies to distract them from the smell, but it only made things worse.

Jerky, who had a sugar mama that bought him a lot of stuff, was feeling quite horny. He started to hit on KVB's two fat girlfriends, who loved to drink ranch dressing. This made KVB quite upset, and he started to regret bringing Jerky along.

As they continued to bet on different sports events, they started to make a lot of money. Diggity, who ran a gambler's compound in Waco, was thrilled with the success of their time travel adventure. He was enjoying a juicy steak while the rest of the group was busy betting.

But things took a turn for the worse when Steven and Jerky got into a fight over KVB's girlfriends. They started to battle it out, and the entire group was drawn into the commotion. Tanko, who was shaking with anticipation, was worried that they might miss out on a winning bet.

In the end, the group managed to make a lot of money from their time travel adventure. However, they learned that time travel was not all fun and games. They had to deal with bad smells, horny friends, and jealous girlfriends. But despite all the chaos, they were still happy to have made a fortune from their betting strategy.

This guy can tell a story!!!!

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

Really is awesome to get on here and see so many posters having a good time and contributing.

I couldn't say that enough. To be honest, it makes me feel better about the tough position I'm currently in . Sounds weird but I've noticed it does.

 

[Tanko]

Really is awesome to get on here and see so many posters having a good time and contributing.

I couldn't say that enough. To be honest, it makes me feel better about the tough position I'm currently in . Sounds weird but I've noticed it does.

Guy....
This thread is fk'n gold.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Guy....
This thread is fk'n gold.

Is that what’s going on here?

Is this thread directly behind Gold?

 

[Tanko]

Is that what’s going on here?

Is this thread directly behind Gold?

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[KVB]

Guy....
This thread is fk'n gold.

Is that what’s going on here?

Is this thread directly behind Gold?

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[KVB]

Is there a purplegrape in the house?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

From 2011 I believe

 

[KVB]

That fight was October of 2012

 

[KVB]

CashFlow might not want to hear this but depsite the horrible CHW, OAK and KC MLB records so far this year it's actually the St. Louis Cardinals that have been the most profitable team to Fade for every game this season.

 

[Tanko]

CashFlow might not want to hear this but depsite the horrible CHW, OAK and KC MLB records so far this year it's actually the St. Louis Cardinals that have been the most profitable team to Fade for every game this season.

True but it sure is close at the bottom.
All 4 are neck and neck for last place on units lost.

I had thoughts CWS and STL were going to be decent teams this year. Sorry, but they S U C K.

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

CashFlow might not want to hear this but depsite the horrible CHW, OAK and KC MLB records so far this year it's actually the St. Louis Cardinals that have been the most profitable team to Fade for every game this season.

They've also gotten the worst calls from umpires in all of baseball. Dead last .

Teams most hurt.....Games......Overall Favor in Runs
1. Cardinals..........14...........(-5.85)
2. Houston...........14...........(-3.49)
3. Miami..............14...........(-3.38)

Teams most helped
1. Colorado..........14...........(+3.96)
3. Twins..............14...........(+3.78)
2. Angels.............13...........(+3.15)



These are facts, can't be disputed .
It's all on umpire scorecards . It's electronically proven .

Now think about this . In all the losses they only have a -10 run differential ?
Whats that spell out when you add in the evidence above .

Being dead last in bad calls has had tremendous impact on their losses .
Those close calls are game changers I'm close games .

I'm worried about them myself , bit being dead last in umps making wrong calls on you can't be understated

Umpire Scorecards | Teams

the @UmpScorecards archive

umpscorecards.com

 

[KVB]

That might actually be a good sign CashFlow.

It's a long season and ump scorecards can even out.

So there might be some good calls ahead

 

[Tanko]

They've also gotten the worst calls from umpires in all of baseball. Dead last .

Teams most hurt.....Games......Overall Favor in Runs
1. Cardinals..........14...........(-5.85)
2. Houston...........14...........(-3.49)
3. Miami..............14...........(-3.38)

Teams most helped
1. Colorado..........14...........(+3.96)
3. Twins..............14...........(+3.78)
2. Angels.............13...........(+3.15)



These are facts, can't be disputed .
It's all on umpire scorecards . It's electronically proven .

Now think about this . In all the losses they only have a -10 run differential ?
Whats that spell out when you add in the evidence above .

Being dead last in bad calls has had tremendous impact on their losses .
Those close calls are game changers I'm close games .

I'm worried about them myself , bit being dead last in umps making wrong calls on you can't be understated

Umpire Scorecards | Teams

the @UmpScorecards archive

umpscorecards.com

This is excellent info. Thanks Fidel.

 

[KVB]

Both NHL games and both NBA games yesterday were all underdogs winning outright.

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

Imo . Damage is done .

They might get better but it's torn away
at the fabric of my main future bet in so many ways its impossible to even begin to explain .

Look at the next closest team and how far even they are from them ?

That can't be a coincidence, it's their manager . Oli Marmol has fought with 2 main umpires and publicly dissed them .

I can't help but to think there is a MEMO out to quietly not give the benefit of the doubt . That is damn near a mathematical anomaly above .

Runs
1. Cardinals..........14...........(-5.85)
2. Houston...........14...........(-3.49)


Almost doubles the next closest team ????

Holy f***

I kept quiet about this cuz it is what it is but yeah, fukk that

The damage is close to irreversible when it comes to the future play , but I'm more of a diehard fan than most you'll ever meet when it comes to the Redbirds . So them winning and making the playoffs is bigger than any singular wager on them

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

Any of you all remember this episode

?

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

I remember the murder popping up on the news.

The thing that got dude killed wasnt even this episode , exactly
It had something to do with it of course in the full scope of things.

But what got him killed is dude wrote him a message right when they got back
at home after dude that murdered him finished a night of drinking with friends
with his friends giving him shit and pumping him up , and he goes home drunk
and sees a letter from the guy saying "Im the only one with the right tool for what you need"
or whatever. Fruitcake pressed dudes buttons 1 too many times and got cap peeled

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

In memorandum for Jerry