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Got Hit On By A Granny 🤣 😂 🤣

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phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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Early morning yesterday. Up all night. Couldn't sleep.

Looking at Italian soccer news. Looking at lines.

Eyes are fukkin burning, feeling wired.

Fukk it. Go to Wawa and get coffee you mother fukker there's too much shit happening in Italy.

Get in car. Drive to Wawa.

Walk in. Make my coffee. 24 oz. extra large.

Unshaved. Unshowered. It's now around 6:30 am.

Walk up to counter. Two older ladies. One black. One white.

Be nice asshole, they're fukkin old. Ok.

Walk up to white granny as she was closest to me.

Good morning, how's your day going?

She looks at me startled.

Staring at me now. She says...

"I'm better now and I get off 2."

Black granny looks at her, then at me.

"I get off at 2 too."

wtf? Is this real?

Have a great day, ladies.

Walk out.

Thinking now, have to admit. Kinda curious.

What does a gum job feel like?

What the fukk.
 
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