Got Hit On By A Granny 🤣 😂 🤣

[patrickbateman]

The term ‘Granny’ is relative - I mean, Demi Moore is 61 & a ‘Granny’ - I’d still tap that…..

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Most men would. Except liberals.

 

[BMR Genie]

Early morning yesterday. Up all night. Couldn't sleep.

Looking at Italian soccer news. Looking at lines.

Eyes are fukkin burning, feeling wired.

Fukk it. Go to Wawa and get coffee you mother fukker there's too much shit happening in Italy.

Get in car. Drive to Wawa.

Walk in. Make my coffee. 24 oz. extra large.

Unshaved. Unshowered. It's now around 6:30 am.

Walk up to counter. Two older ladies. One black. One white.

Be nice asshole, they're fukkin old. Ok.

Walk up to white granny as she was closest to me.

Good morning, how's your day going?

She looks at me startled.

Staring at me now. She says...

"I'm better now and I get off 2."

Black granny looks at her, then at me.

"I get off at 2 too."

wtf? Is this real?

Have a great day, ladies.

Walk out.

Thinking now, have to admit. Kinda curious.

What does a gum job feel like?

What the fukk.

Haha, grandmas just wanna have fun.

 

[edawg]

When you start to get too old as a man to hit on women in their 20's because it comes off as creepy and then you realize Selma Hayek, Elizabeth Hurley, and Halle Berry are all over 50 years old

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Sofia Vergara 52 years old

 

[BMR Genie]

Sofia Vergara 52 years old

I love Sofia!

 

[BMR Genie]

I heard JLO is single. Anyone?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I heard JLO is single. Anyone?


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[jjgold]

Ride me

 

[lekidecincinnati]

a sexy older lady in her 70's and a midget are on my list of things to do

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Sofia Vergara & J-Lo are both hot - but not ‘Grannies’. I don’t think their kids have kids yet…..

 

[BMR Genie]

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OMG!

 

[patrickbateman]

 

[JDS]

Philly how long of a dry spell would it take for you bang a Granny pal ?

 

[phillyflyers]

Philly how long of a dry spell would it take for you bang a Granny pal ?

Bro, there ain't enough alcohol in the fukkin world.

 

[phillyflyers]

Seriously, can you imagine what a 65/70 year old pussy must smell like?

Holy fukkin shit, I could puke just thinking about it.

 

[jjgold]

Get some nudes

 

[phillyflyers]

Get some nudes

Of what? Saggy hanging to the ground and a pussy that smells like a garbage can?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Of what? Saggy hanging to the ground and a pussy that smells like a garbage can?

 

[phillyflyers]

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

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Is that Marisa Tomei? She doesn’t even have any kids, let alone grandkids - doesn’t qualify as a ‘Granny’. I still think Demi Moore is the leader…..