Hope Solo gets off easy (title tease!)

[BobbyFK]

@MinnesotaFats thread. I think he should break this down for us like a professor with the overhead projector or he can be like Kenny on the TNT show and jump into the screen and let us know what is going on with those mud flaps

That would be great insight

 

[MinnesotaFats]

That would be great insight

Her flaps are nothing

I used to play mixed doubles in Florida w this Bulgarian gal (42 or 43) who was married to a trucking magnate from Chicago (BIG $$$).

So of course he's Armenian and neglects her so we wind up banging.... I start to go down on her and I'm suddenly in a fukking soft touch car wash, I've got pieces of pussy hitting me on all sides and up top...I take a step back and I mean seriously it was like I put my face into the sleeve of a wizard.

Also have a HILLARIOUS story of when her hubby surprised her one night and I had to spend the whole night in the back hatch of her Tesla in that fukking garage in summer in Florida (110 degrees)

 

[Enikk]

Her flaps are nothing

I used to play mixed doubles in Florida w this Bulgarian gal (42 or 43) who was married to a trucking magnate from Chicago (BIG $$$).

So of course he's Armenian and neglects her so we wind up banging.... I start to go down on her and I'm suddenly in a fukking soft touch car wash, I've got pieces of pussy hitting me on all sides and up top...I take a step back and I mean seriously it was like I put my face into the sleeve of a wizard.

Also have a HILLARIOUS story of when her hubby surprised her one night and I had to spend the whole night in the back hatch of her Tesla in that fukking garage in summer in Florida (110 degrees)

We need this interview Le and please don't forget this question

 

[BobbyFK]

Her flaps are nothing

I used to play mixed doubles in Florida w this Bulgarian gal (42 or 43) who was married to a trucking magnate from Chicago (BIG $$$).

So of course he's Armenian and neglects her so we wind up banging.... I start to go down on her and I'm suddenly in a fukking soft touch car wash, I've got pieces of pussy hitting me on all sides and up top...I take a step back and I mean seriously it was like I put my face into the sleeve of a wizard.

Also have a HILLARIOUS story of when her hubby surprised her one night and I had to spend the whole night in the back hatch of her Tesla in that fukking garage in summer in Florida (110 degrees)

Thanks for the story please share the other one!

 

[MinnesotaFats]

Thanks for the story please share the other one!

OK Bobby

So, we used to meet Tuesday & Thursday at tennis (Cape Coral). Her hubby, based in Chicago, never trusted her. So there were cameras at her collassal home on the Caloosahattchee. I'd simply crawl into the back of her car and she'd pull into the garage after tennis(cameras outside) and then turn off the security system and 1 indoor camera that he had access too.

Well, one night, we roll in and there's a Bently parked in her driveway. Mind you, I'm in the trunk basically...well it was her hubby. He comes out, gives her a kiss, etc in the garage, while I'm laying there figuring I'm going to die at the hands of this Armenian.

Well she plays it cool and they go inside. He'd brought her daughter out too.

Now, I'm watching the garage alarm thingie to see if it was flipped off, but no...the flashing green "armed" light was on. I have no way out.

It's AUGUST in SW Florida, it's literally 95 degrees at night outside, but I'm in an insulated garage...FUKK

OK....I just try to go to sleep, no luck.

Morning rolls around, I get my ass into the trunk of the Tesla, luckily, as the "family" opts for a beach day. FORTUNATELY the Mom puts the basket/ blankets & beach gear in the back seat w the kid (14, also plays tennis)

The wife, hubby get in, kiss, discuss the "great sex they had last night" & later the kid get into the car and they drive to FT Myers Beach. I'm in the trunk.

Once parked, and safely away, I pull the escape latch in the trunk, and it opens! Out I pop! And I wander over to Heavenly Biscuits, a breakfast hangout.... Where my ex GF bakes cinnamon rolls...

I'm dehydrated and thirsty and look like shit.

I explain the story as best I could, in front of 40 customers, laughing their asses off, and got a ride back to the tennis courts where my car was still....

I stopped going down on her after that...which is all she wanted me for. We still occasionally see each other at tennis events, but no more fukking.

 

[Wagerallsports]

That...and those roast beef photos

 

[Gary]

*cough*
Secret Stash

I regret asking this and feel more sorry for the kids.

 

[BobbyFK]

OK Bobby

So, we used to meet Tuesday & Thursday at tennis (Cape Coral). Her hubby, based in Chicago, never trusted her. So there were cameras at her collassal home on the Caloosahattchee. I'd simply crawl into the back of her car and she'd pull into the garage after tennis(cameras outside) and then turn off the security system and 1 indoor camera that he had access too.

Well, one night, we roll in and there's a Bently parked in her driveway. Mind you, I'm in the trunk basically...well it was her hubby. He comes out, gives her a kiss, etc in the garage, while I'm laying there figuring I'm going to die at the hands of this Armenian.

Well she plays it cool and they go inside. He'd brought her daughter out too.

Now, I'm watching the garage alarm thingie to see if it was flipped off, but no...the flashing green "armed" light was on. I have no way out.

It's AUGUST in SW Florida, it's literally 95 degrees at night outside, but I'm in an insulated garage...FUKK

OK....I just try to go to sleep, no luck.

Morning rolls around, I get my ass into the trunk of the Tesla, luckily, as the "family" opts for a beach day. FORTUNATELY the Mom puts the basket/ blankets & beach gear in the back seat w the kid (14, also plays tennis)

The wife, hubby get in, kiss, discuss the "great sex they had last night" & later the kid get into the car and they drive to FT Myers Beach. I'm in the trunk.

Once parked, and safely away, I pull the escape latch in the trunk, and it opens! Out I pop! And I wander over to Heavenly Biscuits, a breakfast hangout.... Where my ex GF bakes cinnamon rolls...

I'm dehydrated and thirsty and look like shit.

I explain the story as best I could, in front of 40 customers, laughing their asses off, and got a ride back to the tennis courts where my car was still....

I stopped going down on her after that...which is all she wanted me for. We still occasionally see each other at tennis events, but no more fukking.

Thanks Minny

 

[Enikk]

OK Bobby

So, we used to meet Tuesday & Thursday at tennis (Cape Coral). Her hubby, based in Chicago, never trusted her. So there were cameras at her collassal home on the Caloosahattchee. I'd simply crawl into the back of her car and she'd pull into the garage after tennis(cameras outside) and then turn off the security system and 1 indoor camera that he had access too.

Well, one night, we roll in and there's a Bently parked in her driveway. Mind you, I'm in the trunk basically...well it was her hubby. He comes out, gives her a kiss, etc in the garage, while I'm laying there figuring I'm going to die at the hands of this Armenian.

Well she plays it cool and they go inside. He'd brought her daughter out too.

Now, I'm watching the garage alarm thingie to see if it was flipped off, but no...the flashing green "armed" light was on. I have no way out.

It's AUGUST in SW Florida, it's literally 95 degrees at night outside, but I'm in an insulated garage...FUKK

OK....I just try to go to sleep, no luck.

Morning rolls around, I get my ass into the trunk of the Tesla, luckily, as the "family" opts for a beach day. FORTUNATELY the Mom puts the basket/ blankets & beach gear in the back seat w the kid (14, also plays tennis)

The wife, hubby get in, kiss, discuss the "great sex they had last night" & later the kid get into the car and they drive to FT Myers Beach. I'm in the trunk.

Once parked, and safely away, I pull the escape latch in the trunk, and it opens! Out I pop! And I wander over to Heavenly Biscuits, a breakfast hangout.... Where my ex GF bakes cinnamon rolls...

I'm dehydrated and thirsty and look like shit.

I explain the story as best I could, in front of 40 customers, laughing their asses off, and got a ride back to the tennis courts where my car was still....

I stopped going down on her after that...which is all she wanted me for. We still occasionally see each other at tennis events, but no more fukking.

Good shit Minny. Guys are not the only ones that run around on their wives to see that "greener grass" only to find out that don't usually exist.

Wonder how this story plays out if the alarm goes off in the garage. Wife make you out to be a creeper stalker/burglar or truth come out?? I think her not coming to your aide at any point in the night answers that question.