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JDS

JDS

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Le you created a sex topic in the basement the other day so I thought I’d push the envelope a little bit in my thread lol. Crash and burn 🔥 on my part LMFAO.
 

carolinakid

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There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a p*nis. They are complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, “My life sucks. I’m put in salads, and to top it off, they put ranch on me as well. My life sucks.” The pickle says, “That’s nothing compared to my life. I’m put in vinegar and stored away. Boy my life boring. I hate life.” The p*nis says, “Why are you guys complaining? My life is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They put me in a plastic bag, put me in a cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up.”
 

lemartinsports

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Le you created a sex topic in the basement the other day so I thought I’d push the envelope a little bit in my thread lol. Crash and burn 🔥 on my part LMFAO.
lmao yeah cause i found a hilarious thread on reddit of a guy telling a story about him playing the same song for 2 years to his gf during sex, and the music was an atrocity. the girl said she was turned off every time and the guy thinks the song is the sexiest song.

ok yall need to read this cause i was legit crying.

do you play music during sex?
 
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