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biprob

biprob

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16K won’t change your life that’s why you didn’t cash out. You’re looking for a six-figure cash out ,until then you will ride the son of a bitch to the ground. That’s your style of betting don’t apologize for who you are. Those who know you, all love you just the way you are. #NeverChangeUfeelMe
You're definitely spot-on about why I didn't CO since that was a 120k Future jerky. It gets to the point where you just throw your hands in the air & don't know what the fukk to do. My Gonz/GSW Future would've paid over 200k but who saw Kansas coming? All I'm reasonably expecting is to catch 1 fukking break for a solid Future & I can't even get that yet some rando will win 500k on same $10 SGP lotto ticket. Appreciate the encouragement!
 

teacher10

teacher10

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I appreciate your posts Dougie. You don't sugarcoat anything.

This story doesn't compare to others but my degenerate ass lost my around $800 one day during the pandemic betting on sims football. It was pretty crazy. I was able to build a cushy bankroll from a small deposit by betting on ......table tennis. How, I don't know but lost most of it that day. Screw the Jets and Jamal Adams for recovering a fumble and returning it for a TD. I was mad and lost even more that night betting on sims ufc. :cry:
 

Enikk

Enikk

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I appreciate your posts Dougie. You don't sugarcoat anything.

This story doesn't compare to others but my degenerate ass lost my around $800 one day during the pandemic betting on sims football. It was pretty crazy. I was able to build a cushy bankroll from a small deposit by betting on ......table tennis. How, I don't know but lost most of it that day. Screw the Jets and Jamal Adams for recovering a fumble and returning it for a TD. I was mad and lost even more that night betting on sims ufc. :cry:
No lie. I have pics of my degen Sims action. I went on the best run of my life betting that shit. I bet every game like it was fixed which it was. Took my roll up to 70K(not all Sims). You know my all in at all times style too so I had days of 30K worth of golf bets than bets rolled off of those golf bets. That was one hell of an adrenaline rush.
 

Enikk

Enikk

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I appreciate your posts Dougie. You don't sugarcoat anything.

This story doesn't compare to others but my degenerate ass lost my around $800 one day during the pandemic betting on sims football. It was pretty crazy. I was able to build a cushy bankroll from a small deposit by betting on ......table tennis. How, I don't know but lost most of it that day. Screw the Jets and Jamal Adams for recovering a fumble and returning it for a TD. I was mad and lost even more that night betting on sims ufc. :cry:
Did you see the game where Dak ran the wrong way 60-70 yards for a safety?? Funny shit...Not if you bet Dallas. I didn't bet that game but have seen the video. i looked for it again when someone brings up Sims but can't find it.

There were certain bets that almost never lost but it was against what average joes would always bet. 1st half Raider games under were $$ as was Detroit Lions 1st half. No one is betting those plays. Just set yourself up with what you thought the books would need and you were $$
 

biprob

biprob

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No lie. I have pics of my degen Sims action. I went on the best run of my life betting that shit. I bet every game like it was fixed which it was. Took my roll up to 70K(not all Sims). You know my all in at all times style too so I had days of 30K worth of golf bets than bets rolled off of those golf bets. That was one hell of an adrenaline rush.
I would give my left nut to see Penko's presser after that epic collapse today. (Maria was +7000 down 2 MPs 15-40). Can't find it anywhere..she probably skipped it. The 🤝🏻 said it all. (not in the highlights but I saw it live) Best I could dig up.
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Enikk

Enikk

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Appreciate the gesture E. but I'd have no business accepting it since only I put myself in this position with dumb decisions no matter how much I feel I've been screwed with certain Futures. Could've always cashed out 16k before the Zverev match & I chose not to.
I tried bud...I lost 10K trying to get us 3 a 5K roll ask JDS :duh::duh::duh:
 

Enikk

Enikk

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I would give my left nut to see Penko's presser after that epic collapse today. (Maria was +7000 at 1 point). Can't find it anywhere..she probably skipped it.
She started throwing some tantrums on court so could only imagine off court. She was so likable when she was younger and was a huge fan than let down after let down so said no more and kicked her to the curb
 

biprob

biprob

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She started throwing some tantrums on court so could only imagine off court. She was so likable when she was younger and was a huge fan than let down after let down so said no more and kicked her to the curb
Threw her racket in the stands after the match & was booed heavily. Would’ve had the German bulldozer next for a great shot at an Ons SF. Ons with an absolute cakewalk to the Finals. Thanks Hurk for fukking up a colossal CO. 🖕
 

Enikk

Enikk

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Threw her racket in the stands after the match & was booed heavily. Would’ve had the German bulldozer next for a great shot at an Ons SF. Ons with an absolute cakewalk to the Finals. Thanks Hurk for fukking up a colossal CO. 🖕
Have you got a chance to actually watch the German Tank?? She could fvck up a couple guys here i bet :lmao:
 

Enikk

Enikk

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Maria so old she got Grandma titties not even Milf titties. :lmao:See those saggers flopping around?? Before some one asks about old lady saggers, we have all seen "Something about mary' and if not than you need to watch it... "he was masturbating"....we have a few Warrens here :lmao:
 

biprob

biprob

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Maria so old she got Grandma titties not even Milf titties. :lmao:See those saggers flopping around?? Before some one asks about old lady saggers, we have all seen "Something about mary' and if not than you need to watch it... "he was masturbating"....we have a few Warrens here :lmao:
She kind of reminds me of Roberta Vinci but actually has a great 1st serve consistenly 113 MPH+
Hopefully Magda Linette doesn't suffer the same fate.
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MinnesotaFats

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Jelena was trash and threw her tantrums. I don't know if it was just the white outfit but she didn't look fit at all. That is why i had to kick her ass out of my stable a few years ago. As much as I want to give her a chance, she just continued to let me down and had to kick her ass to the curb. Don't waste your time anymore with her. She will only disappoint
My ex was her nanny in Riga (Latvia)

WTA broads are all nuts, but the Soviet bloc ones are certifiably insane.
 
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