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BMR Genie

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Good Luck to him…

Been with the same woman 35 years…

wouldn’t trade her for a 10 team parlay winner ..

Man can do wonderful things with the love of a good woman…..
Congrats on 35 years of happy marriage, Defense.

"Man can do wonderful things with the love of a good woman….." --> And the same thing goes for women.
 
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@53defense so tell us what’s the secret pal ? I would imagine you found that old school love which was more easier to find back then like how my parents share to this day.

A lot more to it than that I’m sure, but maybe you can give me a few pointers. I was in a relationship for 12 years and married for 10 & then it went to shit 😁.
 

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If I were him I'd have 3 stables full of women. 1 for black women, one for mexican women, and one for asian women. Each stable full stocked with 25 disease free submissive women who are changed out every 60 days. That's how I'd roll If I were him.
 

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If I were him I'd have 3 stables full of women. 1 for black women, one for mexican women, and one for asian women. Each stable full stocked with 25 disease free submissive women who are changed out every 60 days. That's how I'd roll If I were him.
OMG I love this fucker 🤣
 

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That’s not what I asked
You gotta be careful with black girl and latina toes. They get them done with big nails sometimes.

Diggs: *cues up stock photo of long ass fake sharp toe nails*

Which I'm not talking about those ones, I'd run from those. The ones I'm talking about are still flat and square but they can f**** you up. The long sharp rat ones are mostly a southern thing from what I am told.
 

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You gotta be careful with black girl and latina toes. They get them done with big nails sometimes.

Diggs: *cues up stock photo of long ass fake sharp toe nails*

Which I'm not talking about those ones, I'd run from those. The ones I'm talking about are still flat and square but they can f**** you up. The long sharp rat ones are mostly a southern thing from what I am told.
Understood Baz

Would you suck on these?

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@53defense so tell us what’s the secret pal ? I would imagine you found that old school love which was more easier to find back then like how my parents share to this day.

A lot more to it than that I’m sure, but maybe you can give me a few pointers. I was in a relationship for 12 years and married for 10 & then it went to shit 😁.
Sounds simple but ya gotta be compatible in the feathers….
Hell I still chase her around the house, and shes kind enough to let me catch her once in a while 😁
She gave me 3 great kids, paid my bail, and kept the drama to a whisper ( she’s Italian so you know there is always alittle drama)… and that’s usually presented in a LOUD fashion 😁

I don’t know Dude, the days have always begun and ended with her…
 
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Sounds simple but ya gotta be compatible in the feathers….
Hell I still chase her around the house, and shes kind enough to let me catch her once in a while 😁
She gave me 3 great kids, paid my bail, and kept the drama to a whisper ( she’s Italian so you know there is always alittle drama)… and that’s usually presented in a LOUD fashion 😁

I don’t know Dude, the days have always begun and ended with her…
“Kept the drama under a whisper“ Hey Kristen I know you’re reading this let that sit in for a moment woman 😁. Thanks for sharing @53defense. Hey since I have you here can you explain to the forum how you came up with your posting handle (name) ?
 

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“Kept the drama under a whisper“ Hey Kristen I know you’re reading this let that sit in for a moment woman 😁. Thanks for sharing @53defense. Hey since I have you here can you explain to the forum how you came up with your posting handle (name) ?
Long time Dolphin’s Fan growing up…
I was an arrogant annoying Miami guy who would peacock as they were pretty good back then
This meant extra cross checks In street Hockey… and chin music in the summer😁

53Defense was a scheme presented by Guru Bill Arnsparger Miami's defensive coordinator
Simply put #53 was Miami LB Bob Matheson who was inserted on passing downs …it amounted to extra LB kinda like an early nickle
Matheson played in 3 straight Super Bowls

And I’d be doin them a disservice not to bring up their UNDEFEATED Season in 1972😁

and one final note… the 73 team who beat up the Vikings that year, was in many people’s eyes the better squad… and they lost 2 games that year …
 
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Long time Dolphin’s Fan growing up…
I was an arrogant annoying Miami guy who would peacock as they were pretty good back then
This meant extra cross checks In street Hockey… and chin music in the summer😁

53Defense was a scheme presented by Guru Bill Arnsparger Miami's defensive coordinator
Simply put #53 was Miami LB Bob Matheson who was inserted on passing downs …it amounted to extra LB kinda like an early nickle
Matheson played in 3 straight Super Bowls

And I’d be doin them a disservice not to bring up their UNDEFEATED Season in 1972😁

and one final note… the 73 team who beat up the Vikings that year, was in many people’s eyes the better squad… and they lost 2 games that year …
No wonder we get along so naturally, I’m huge Dolphin fan as well, but unfortunately I have never seen them win a damn thing. I was born in 82 & Dan Marino never made it back to the Super bowl after that 83 season.

I was too young to even follow lol. They did make it to the AFC championship game about ten years later & they got killed at home vs Buffalo. 👎
 
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