patrickbateman
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- Jul 11, 2024
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Yo, it's JJGOLD, hitting up the sportsbook, Betting both sides, man, he's a textbook, Hoping for wins, but his luck's in dismay, Like his hairline, man, it's all gone astray!
(Chorus) Bald dome shining bright, under sportsbook lights, Glues on hair rugs, but they're quite the sight, Tells tales so wild, 'bout betting double or bust, And that aunt story? Man, it's just a big bust!
Tried to hook up with his aunt, oh what a tale, But like his bets, it all ended in fail, Now he's at the sportsbook, chasing a dream, But his luck's like his hair, in a receding stream!
(Chorus) Bald dome shining bright, under sportsbook lights, Glues on hair rugs, but they're quite the sight, Tells tales so wild, 'bout betting double or bust, And that aunt story? Man, it's just a big bust!
JJGOLD, the legend with bets so bold, Hair rugs slipping, stories never get old, In the world of sports and baldness, he's a clown, But we love him still, even when he's down!
Here's to JJGOLD, chasing bets and dreams, With a bald head shining, and wild stories it seems, Keep gluing those hair rugs, JJ, no shame in trying, But maybe stick to sports bets, leave aunt tales for crying!
(Chorus) Bald dome shining bright, under sportsbook lights, Glues on hair rugs, but they're quite the sight, Tells tales so wild, 'bout betting double or bust, And that aunt story? Man, it's just a big bust!
Tried to hook up with his aunt, oh what a tale, But like his bets, it all ended in fail, Now he's at the sportsbook, chasing a dream, But his luck's like his hair, in a receding stream!
(Chorus) Bald dome shining bright, under sportsbook lights, Glues on hair rugs, but they're quite the sight, Tells tales so wild, 'bout betting double or bust, And that aunt story? Man, it's just a big bust!
JJGOLD, the legend with bets so bold, Hair rugs slipping, stories never get old, In the world of sports and baldness, he's a clown, But we love him still, even when he's down!
Here's to JJGOLD, chasing bets and dreams, With a bald head shining, and wild stories it seems, Keep gluing those hair rugs, JJ, no shame in trying, But maybe stick to sports bets, leave aunt tales for crying!
That’s a strip-club bumper you could ‘Make It Rain’ to!!!!!
