I will cradle you like a newborn toddler dumped in a White Caste dumpster with its umbilical cord still attached crying and yearning for its Mommy. I will take my thumb and gently rub it across your forehead and tell you it will all be ok but in reality it never will. I want to give you false hope.
Bathrooms are clean. Never been a better time to hang out in the Barstow Del taco bathroom. Tell Misty I said ”hi” and don’t forget to tip the cologne guy when you take some Chiclets.
Good Luck and Godspeed.
Also, UFC is in Abu Dhabi so action starts pretty early Vegas time.