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Tanko

Tanko

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Oct 27, 2021
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I just stopped by for the tacos, Tanko.

My butler’s name is Jose. Is that the guy???

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Is the butler 6'-2", has a scar across his left eye, and his cawk hangs out the bottom of his shorts? If so, yes. That's him.

Tell him you are to pick up the package for Tanko.
The code words to use are: "te lo quiero dar por el culo".
Trust me, he'll understand.
 

DiggityDaggityDo

Joined
Oct 30, 2021
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My face still hurts.

I found Tanko’s guy last night. I knew it was him because his cawk was hanging out the bottom of his shorts. I gave him the code words and he looked at me funny at first. I said the code words again and I don’t know why but the guy attacked me.

Sorry Tanko, I don’t think you’ll be getting your package. Maybe you gave me the wrong code words? I dunno what happened.

Now I’m icing my face with cold cans.

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BMR Genie

BMR Genie

Joined
Jun 16, 2016
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Yeah very strange. But it was good.

Everything about this trip strange.

Hundreds of fish down below while showering.

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I want a fukkin burger now.
I hope you packed a medicine for stomach issues and everything just in case.

You are like inside the aquarium and the fish are enjoying watching you from below haha
 

DiggityDaggityDo

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Diggity, you're on vacation. Its time to explore and experience new adventures. See if the couple in the next cabana wants to help you organize an orgy on the beach. Please post pics.
Thanks.

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No joke. The couple in that cabana are out on the deck smoking weed all day.

I’ll get a picture for you Tanko. I think they are your type.
 
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