Reminds me of a great story about comedian Bobby Slayton, he was the guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm who was a Jets fan and his wufe had a "magical vagina" anyway he was an awesome stand up comedian back in the day. Raw, vulgar, guy was fantastic. He used to do bits about Chinese language, he asked a chinses lady in the fron who got pissed at him if she spoke mandarin or not, she stormed out pisssed, he walked over, picked up her seat, smelled it and said into the mic "oh yeah, that's mandarin"