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[Tanko]

-1.953 on UFC 298

I need to update my MMA YTD stats. Maybe tomorrow. My head hurts like a mofo today. I fell last night and smacked the back of my head on the hardwood floor. Knocked myself out. I woke up on the floor with a swollen head and my ribs are sore as fuk. I’ve cracked a rib in the past. Feels the same.

Fuk me. I feel like what Bernardo Sopai probably feels like right now.

Were your pants still on or at your ankles?
Its important.

 

[KVB]

Were your pants still on or at your ankles?
Its important.

Notice he mentioned his sore ribs bit not his sore as@$#le.

Just sayin'.

 

[Tanko]

Notice he mentioned his sore ribs bit not his sore as@$#le.

Just sayin'.

If his pants were down, that was my next question.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Were your pants still on or at your ankles?
Its important.

No idea. I don’t remember. My girl heard a thump then found me knocked out on the floor.

I hope my pants were down.

 

[KVB]

No idea. I don’t remember. My girl heard a thump then found me knocked out on the floor.

I hope my pants were down.

And then she just waited for you to wake up?

WTF?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

And then she just waited for you to wake up?

WTF?

Yeah she said she was rubbing my face and chest to wake me up. She said I was just out for about 10 seconds.

I’ll ask her about my pants.

 

[jjgold]

experimentation at times is a good thing, but at other times it could put you in an uncomfortable situation that you’re not familiar with

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

First time I ever got knocked out in my life.

Came close in my football playing days.
Theee times that I can remember where I was definitely seeing stars, but never went lights out like two nights ago.

Got a fukkin headache today

 

[Tanko]

First time I ever got knocked out in my life.

Came close in my football playing days.
Theee times that I can remember where I was definitely seeing stars, but never went lights out like two nights ago.

Got a fukkin headache today

Did you go to the doctor? You know you have a concussion. Got to worry about CTE now Diggity. No more contact sports including sex.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Did you go to the doctor? You know you have a concussion. Got to worry about CTE now Diggity. No more contact sports including sex.

I did not go to the doctor. Should I?

 

[Tanko]

I did not go to the doctor. Should I?

You were knocked out. MIght have been a good idea to go.
If not, have your girl look stuff up about recovering from a concussion.
Here are a few items I found....

• Get plenty of sleep at night, and rest during the day.
• Avoid activities that are physically demanding. They can make your symptoms worse and slow your recovery.
• Avoid activities, such as contact or recreational sports
• Because your ability to react may be slower after a concussion, ask your doctor when you can safely drive a car, ride a bike, or operate heavy equipment.
• Do not drink alcoholic beverages until your doctor says you are well enough. Alcohol and other drugs may slow your recovery and put you at risk of further injury.
• Avoid sustained computer use, including computer/video games early in the recovery process.

Take care of yourself Diggity.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You were knocked out. MIght have been a good idea to go.
If not, have your girl look stuff up about recovering from a concussion.
Here are a few items I found....

• Get plenty of sleep at night, and rest during the day.
• Avoid activities that are physically demanding. They can make your symptoms worse and slow your recovery.
• Avoid activities, such as contact or recreational sports
• Because your ability to react may be slower after a concussion, ask your doctor when you can safely drive a car, ride a bike, or operate heavy equipment.
• Do not drink alcoholic beverages until your doctor says you are well enough. Alcohol and other drugs may slow your recovery and put you at risk of further injury.
• Avoid sustained computer use, including computer/video games early in the recovery process.

Take care of yourself Diggity.

Ok Tanko you talked me into it. Going to see doctor.

Tanko you are a good friend. Horrible tenant but good friend.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The good news is this place is only 2.5 miles from home.

 

[kidcudi92]

Feel better daggers

Many old people like you die from falls, you are lucky

Perhaps you should get a life alert button

Also did you have your phone on you? My dad fell down the basement stairs once and 911 CALLED HIM

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Feel better daggers

Many old people like you die from falls, you are lucky

Perhaps you should get a life alert button

Also did you have your phone on you? My dad fell down the basement stairs once and 911 CALLED HIM

How did 911 know?

I hope he didn’t land on one of those pinball machines.

 

[KVB]

I did not go to the doctor. Should I?

Probably.

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

No idea. I don’t remember. My girl heard a thump then found me knocked out on the floor.

I hope my pants were down.

More context here because passing out for no reason is worrisome.

We're you drunk ?

If not ,make us a video while you're inside
the MRI machine

 

[kidcudi92]

How did 911 know?

I hope he didn’t land on one of those pinball machines.

The phone gave some notification of a car crash or large fall