So I just got back from the County Tax office. I had a 10am appt. The Tax Office is basically like going to the DMV for you weirdos in California. I had an appt to do paperwork for a vehicle title transfer.
i get there and it’s a total ghost town. The doors are locked. Theres a big tittied female security guard walking towards me. She’s big tittied because she’s fat. She tells me Tax Office closed for the eclipse. Wtf?
Now I have to go back tomorrow morning without an appt. Fawk.