Oh Shit JJGold… I’m Testing Out The Bet Tracker

[KVB]

Translation: I (baz) drunk missed the play which was plain as day.

You thought I was checking your paper work? Buddy I'll defer to you anyday in that situation.

I'm just messing around. The vetting occurs somewhere between me blindly tailing DDD here and clicking submit to place the bet.

Sometimes I don't like what I'm submitting, but that doesn't stop me.

It's ride or die with DDD on Fight Night!!!Fight Night!!!

 

[KVB]

Oh she's unbearable. He's hilarious, when NOT WITH her. Would be an awful hang......

Yeah, I think it's the two together that that brings the buzzkill.

Patty's pretty funny. He's one of the most creative shit talkers in the UFC for sure.

 

[baz]

I'm surprised Molly still going. Those were some BRUTAL gut shots

Bruna connected those shots on my alcoholic liver/stomach ole baz still laying there

 

[KVB]

I'm surprised Molly still going. Those were some BRUTAL gut shots

Bruna connected those shots on my alcoholic liver/stomach ole baz still laying there

She pushed the cameraman away to say something private to her corner.

Probably saying she swallowed her own vomit twice in that last round....

 

[baz]

Yeah, I think it's the two together that that brings the buzzkill.

Patty's pretty funny. He's one of the most creative shit talkers in the UFC for sure.

You read those reddit quotes though?

"I've met so many birds like her man. If she wasn't in MMA, she'd be the 30yo women hosting the wee mob in her gaff at the weekend, fulla gear at 10am trying to convince cunts to keep the party going"

then the comments that ensue are great but somebody asks for a translation....

"Hahah sorry I'm on the bevy, I wynd up typing like I'm talking to my pals. She's the type of women who's 30 years old, hosting the 18 year old gangs who are looking for a house to party in. The sun's come up, but you're feeling down, yet Molly's turning the tunes up trying to convince you all to chip in for more cocaine and keep the party going"

that Britt is an OG for sure.................

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Translation: I (baz) drunk missed the play which was plain as day.

You thought I was checking your paper work? Buddy I'll defer to you anyday in that situation.

Sometimes I get the plays out of order.

But theres always some kinda action on every fight.

 

[baz]

Sometimes I get the plays out of order.

But theres always some kinda action on every fight.

Dog you are all good. Despite reading being one of my strengths (teacher used to think they would clown me having me read aloud I was sharper than them still am drunk af i read better than AI test me) reading comprehension? Got my ass beat at religiuosly.

 

[KVB]

For Shits & Diggles Parlays
0.6u Tom Aspinall -410 + Arnold Allen -235 (-129)
0.25u Add: Nathaniel Wood -360 + Sam Patterson -455 (+176)
0.15u Add: Molly McCann -350 + Michael Parkin -510 (+325)

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

And that be why the fukkin meatball was on the bottom line of the Shits & Diggles.

 

[baz]

And that be why the fukkin meatball was on the bottom line of the Shits & Diggles.

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She's garbo. It's why she's gay, what REAL MAN, is goin to be loyal and respectful to that?

 

[baz]

Where Fidels that Nilla Wafer colored hair mfer? He mad I blacked out and ripped on his door knob and dead bolt? Said if he made me a house sitter I'd rob him like the wet bandits, come on man we both know that woul never happen.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Where Fidels that Nilla Wafer colored hair mfer? He mad I blacked out and ripped on his door knob and dead bolt? Said if he made me a house sitter I'd rob him like the wet bandits, come on man we both know that woul never happen.

He’s been mad at you since you dissed his door knob. And stole his football.

 

[baz]

tell me that background isn't Fidels hair color.......He thinks I am teasing, dog, when the blacks at the bar start shit cuz we are with black girls I am going to jail, you are going home with both which oh btw, like 4.5 5 weeks ago, oh yeah......I'll tell the story when the time comes.

 

[baz]

He’s been mad at you since you dissed his door knob. And stole his football.

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See this is why you have always been my dog, the part Ole Diggity footlong left out was "Give the litlle n*** the ball back" that is a real OG

 

[baz]

He’s been mad at you since you dissed his door knob. And stole his football.

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That's like Bannon's shamrock colored toe nail polish.....chefs kiss.......BoyzNtheHood BIG TIME in my chilldhood man, My first arrest not bragging whatsoever, you know what age? we talking legit police came had to go to court arrest? Age 9................

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

See this is why you have always been my dog, the part Ole Diggity footlong left out was "Give the litlle n*** the ball back" that is a real OG

 

[baz]

Only reason I even tell that story, proud of myself man, yeah, I fucked up plenty but legit caught a charge at 9 for stealing a handheld BB gun from Shopko, but that essentially equates the level of all my charges for the next nearly 3+ decades? Bro the guys I know that got down that young? all just kept fucking up.


OK fight time. Clearly I gotta go get more beer.

 

[baz]

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I AM GOING TO DIE HOPEFULLY I DO NOT END UP IN THE CAN ON THE WALK FROM HERE TO THE GAS STATION O M F G

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Bang Bang Nathaniel Wood

 

[KVB]

For Shits & Diggles Parlays
0.6u Tom Aspinall -410 + Arnold Allen -235 (-129)
0.25u Add: Nathaniel Wood -360 + Sam Patterson -455 (+176)
0.15u Add: Molly McCann -350 + Michael Parkin -510 (+325)