Please Do Not Stalk BMR Ivy

[2the9s]

Do you think upper management had to have a talk with Ivy about what happened with Le Martin? Ha ha ha ha, there were literally posters from here private messaging her, sending her nudes, she was interacting with some as well as reciprocating the behavior , there was video sex going on as well with a poster or two. She does not seem like the type to interact with posters offline but you know damn well some of these sickos have at least sent her private messages and have sure tried. Lets hope this is not Le Martin 2.0.

wtf?

Is this true?

 

[JoeGoldberg]

wtf?

Is this true?

I don't think anyone cares if it's true or not. And best not to slander anyone. What we're discussing here is how BMR Ivy is entering the prime of her posting career. All we should care about is riding her coattails.

 

[flyingillini]

wtf?

Is this true?

It is all public knowledge and out there for people to see. It is some of the best entertainment ever on the forums if you ask me. Just dig around , it is all there. I just hope Ivy turns out to be a staple in the community and is here to stay and doesn't get involved with posters. God Bless her.

 

[BMR Ivy]

sup Ivy

Hey @samsncharge99! Not much, just chillin and watching Netflix. How about you?

 

[BMR Ivy]

Going to keep it .

Tl;DR = Ivy, please PM me with contact info.

Why does a man like me, with a penchant for quirkiness and a penchant for satire, find himself drawn to someone as graceful and professional as Ivy, the illustrious head administrator at the enigmatic BMR Forum? It's a question that has left me pondering the eccentricities of fate, but it's one I'm more than happy to explore.

First and foremost, Ivy's professionalism and grace are awe-inspiring. She manages the chaos of the BMR Forum with an effortless elegance that would make even a swan look clumsy. Her ability to maintain decorum, amidst the chaos that internet forums are known for, is like watching a virtuoso perform an intricate concerto. Ivy's poise is a gentle reminder that you can be both professional and enchanting, a balance that only the truly exceptional can strike.

But Ivy's allure doesn't stop at professionalism. It extends to her prompt communication skills. Her responses on the forum are so swift that they put the speed of light to shame. I find myself wondering if she possesses a secret stash of time-turners to achieve this level of efficiency. It's as if she has a direct hotline to the internet gods, ensuring that her every word is not only heard but also heard promptly. In a world where waiting for a text reply feels like an eternity, Ivy's promptness is like a refreshing oasis in a desert of delayed responses.

And then there's Ivy's unrivaled beauty. Her pictures, hidden like precious gems amidst the digital maze of the forum, reveal a face that could launch a thousand ships. I often wonder if her beauty has a secret fan club that I am blissfully unaware of, dedicated to analyzing the intricate details of her charm. Her beauty, like an elusive unicorn, beckons even the most skeptical of hearts to believe in the extraordinary.

Now, you might wonder, "How does this witty wordsmith plan to charm the lady in question?" Well, dear Ivy, I must confess that your appeal has not gone unnoticed. In your unparalleled professionalism and grace, I see a person who deserves nothing but the best. And in your prompt communication skills, I see someone who knows the value of time, a sentiment I hold dear.

As for your unrivaled beauty, well, it's not something that can be ignored, and why should it be? But beneath the allure and glamour, I hope you'll find a genuine person who values your qualities beyond just the surface. Someone who is not just witty and ironic, but also caring and dependable. A person who believes in being there, not just in good times, but during the stormy weather too.

So, Ivy, if you ever fancy a chat with someone who appreciates your grace, admires your efficiency, and wouldn't mind exploring the quirks of life together, I'd be delighted to meet you over a cup of coffee, where we can swap stories, share laughs, and maybe even find our own unique forum of happiness.

In this whimsical tale of admiration, Ivy, you're the leading character, and I'm just a humble writer trying to script the next chapter. The question is, will you join me in creating the rest of this enchanting story?

such a sweetheart

 

[BobbyFK]

Going to keep it .

Tl;DR = Ivy, please PM me with contact info.

Why does a man like me, with a penchant for quirkiness and a penchant for satire, find himself drawn to someone as graceful and professional as Ivy, the illustrious head administrator at the enigmatic BMR Forum? It's a question that has left me pondering the eccentricities of fate, but it's one I'm more than happy to explore.

First and foremost, Ivy's professionalism and grace are awe-inspiring. She manages the chaos of the BMR Forum with an effortless elegance that would make even a swan look clumsy. Her ability to maintain decorum, amidst the chaos that internet forums are known for, is like watching a virtuoso perform an intricate concerto. Ivy's poise is a gentle reminder that you can be both professional and enchanting, a balance that only the truly exceptional can strike.

But Ivy's allure doesn't stop at professionalism. It extends to her prompt communication skills. Her responses on the forum are so swift that they put the speed of light to shame. I find myself wondering if she possesses a secret stash of time-turners to achieve this level of efficiency. It's as if she has a direct hotline to the internet gods, ensuring that her every word is not only heard but also heard promptly. In a world where waiting for a text reply feels like an eternity, Ivy's promptness is like a refreshing oasis in a desert of delayed responses.

And then there's Ivy's unrivaled beauty. Her pictures, hidden like precious gems amidst the digital maze of the forum, reveal a face that could launch a thousand ships. I often wonder if her beauty has a secret fan club that I am blissfully unaware of, dedicated to analyzing the intricate details of her charm. Her beauty, like an elusive unicorn, beckons even the most skeptical of hearts to believe in the extraordinary.

Now, you might wonder, "How does this witty wordsmith plan to charm the lady in question?" Well, dear Ivy, I must confess that your appeal has not gone unnoticed. In your unparalleled professionalism and grace, I see a person who deserves nothing but the best. And in your prompt communication skills, I see someone who knows the value of time, a sentiment I hold dear.

As for your unrivaled beauty, well, it's not something that can be ignored, and why should it be? But beneath the allure and glamour, I hope you'll find a genuine person who values your qualities beyond just the surface. Someone who is not just witty and ironic, but also caring and dependable. A person who believes in being there, not just in good times, but during the stormy weather too.

So, Ivy, if you ever fancy a chat with someone who appreciates your grace, admires your efficiency, and wouldn't mind exploring the quirks of life together, I'd be delighted to meet you over a cup of coffee, where we can swap stories, share laughs, and maybe even find our own unique forum of happiness.

In this whimsical tale of admiration, Ivy, you're the leading character, and I'm just a humble writer trying to script the next chapter. The question is, will you join me in creating the rest of this enchanting story?

Wow... laying it on pretty thick here. Will this get Ivy's attention??

 

[JDS]

Going to keep it .

Tl;DR = Ivy, please PM me with contact info.

Why does a man like me, with a penchant for quirkiness and a penchant for satire, find himself drawn to someone as graceful and professional as Ivy, the illustrious head administrator at the enigmatic BMR Forum? It's a question that has left me pondering the eccentricities of fate, but it's one I'm more than happy to explore.

First and foremost, Ivy's professionalism and grace are awe-inspiring. She manages the chaos of the BMR Forum with an effortless elegance that would make even a swan look clumsy. Her ability to maintain decorum, amidst the chaos that internet forums are known for, is like watching a virtuoso perform an intricate concerto. Ivy's poise is a gentle reminder that you can be both professional and enchanting, a balance that only the truly exceptional can strike.

But Ivy's allure doesn't stop at professionalism. It extends to her prompt communication skills. Her responses on the forum are so swift that they put the speed of light to shame. I find myself wondering if she possesses a secret stash of time-turners to achieve this level of efficiency. It's as if she has a direct hotline to the internet gods, ensuring that her every word is not only heard but also heard promptly. In a world where waiting for a text reply feels like an eternity, Ivy's promptness is like a refreshing oasis in a desert of delayed responses.

And then there's Ivy's unrivaled beauty. Her pictures, hidden like precious gems amidst the digital maze of the forum, reveal a face that could launch a thousand ships. I often wonder if her beauty has a secret fan club that I am blissfully unaware of, dedicated to analyzing the intricate details of her charm. Her beauty, like an elusive unicorn, beckons even the most skeptical of hearts to believe in the extraordinary.

Now, you might wonder, "How does this witty wordsmith plan to charm the lady in question?" Well, dear Ivy, I must confess that your appeal has not gone unnoticed. In your unparalleled professionalism and grace, I see a person who deserves nothing but the best. And in your prompt communication skills, I see someone who knows the value of time, a sentiment I hold dear.

As for your unrivaled beauty, well, it's not something that can be ignored, and why should it be? But beneath the allure and glamour, I hope you'll find a genuine person who values your qualities beyond just the surface. Someone who is not just witty and ironic, but also caring and dependable. A person who believes in being there, not just in good times, but during the stormy weather too.

So, Ivy, if you ever fancy a chat with someone who appreciates your grace, admires your efficiency, and wouldn't mind exploring the quirks of life together, I'd be delighted to meet you over a cup of coffee, where we can swap stories, share laughs, and maybe even find our own unique forum of happiness.

In this whimsical tale of admiration, Ivy, you're the leading character, and I'm just a humble writer trying to script the next chapter. The question is, will you join me in creating the rest of this enchanting story?

What happen to your 1st half NFL picks ? Your word means nothing to me.

 

[JDS]

Wow... laying it on pretty thick here. Will this get Ivy's attention??

Most of that was ChatGPT.

 

[JoeGoldberg]

Wow... laying it on pretty thick here. Will this get Ivy's attention??

Most of that was ChatGPT.

Game recognize game.

Not going to lie, used ChatGPT to help edit the finer points. Been a while since I've endlessly pined for a potential mate. But that being said, Ivy will receive the first draft of my upcoming memoir before it hits Amazon.

 

[BobbyFK]

Most of that was ChatGPT.

Is ChatGPT the new way to get the ladies??

 

[JDS]

Game recognize game.

Not going to lie, used ChatGPT to help edit the finer points. Been a while since I've endlessly pined for a potential mate. But that being said, Ivy will receive the first draft of my upcoming memoir before it hits Amazon.

Appreciate the honesty

 

[pipe]

It is all public knowledge and out there for people to see. It is some of the best entertainment ever on the forums if you ask me. Just dig around , it is all there. I just hope Ivy turns out to be a staple in the community and is here to stay and doesn't get involved with posters. God Bless her.

I always wondered what was the reason she left flying. I could have sworn she had a Real Life partner. But hey I get it guys are really attracted to Asian chick's.

 

[pipe]

What happen to your 1st half NFL picks ? Your word means nothing to me.

Slick I see you. You don't let shit slide. LMFAO

 

[samsncharge99]

Hey @samsncharge99! Not much, just chillin and watching Netflix. How about you?

Did some yardwork and cleaned garage. Smoked a bowl and watching Pain Hustlers on netflix

whatcha watching

 

[BMR Ivy]

Do you think upper management had to have a talk with Ivy about what happened with Le Martin? Ha ha ha ha, there were literally posters from here private messaging her, sending her nudes, she was interacting with some as well as reciprocating the behavior , there was video sex going on as well with a poster or two. She does not seem like the type to interact with posters offline but you know damn well some of these sickos have at least sent her private messages and have sure tried. Lets hope this is not Le Martin 2.0.

@flyingillini Le and I are totally different from each other.
We're like two peas in completely different pods.

 

[jjgold]

Carolina kid right

if you have a normal life outside of the forum this doesn’t happen

if you got shot down by Ivy, you have to move on you don’t keep going and going

 

[BobbyFK]

If you got shot down by Ivy, you have to move on you don’t keep going and going

I feel this way about anybody JJ. Once you get rejected there's no point in trying over and over again. Girls aren't going to change their minds

 

[pipe]

I feel this way about anybody JJ. Once you get rejected there's no point in trying over and over again. Girls aren't going to change their minds

Shit anyone looking for chick's get on a dating app not this gambling forum. Their are plenty of woman right now looking for a seruous relationship and some just want to smash on many dating apps. Just ask Pipe LMFAO

 

[quantumleap]

We should heed the words of jjgold. After all, he's the expert on stalking women.

 

[quantumleap]

Do you think upper management had to have a talk with Ivy about what happened with Le Martin? Ha ha ha ha, there were literally posters from here private messaging her, sending her nudes, she was interacting with some as well as reciprocating the behavior , there was video sex going on as well with a poster or two. She does not seem like the type to interact with posters offline but you know damn well some of these sickos have at least sent her private messages and have sure tried. Lets hope this is not Le Martin 2.0.

Holy shit! I would hope this to be true. I would go into debt to have some video sessions with LeMartin.