Tell me a joke

[edawg]

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With Oscar in the middle I wouldn't be surprised guy is one weird cat.

 

[edawg]

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I would always do right by her.

 

[Franz555]

With Oscar in the middle I wouldn't be surprised guy is one weird cat.

One odd Dude for sure

 

[Franz555]

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

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That gap is too narrow, I think I can jump that…..

 

[Tanko]

That gap is too narrow, I think I can jump that…..

If you miss, you live in a lifetime of purgatory....

 

[edawg]

Teacher asks the class to use fascinate in a sentence. Susie says " I went to NASA looked through the telescope and the stars are fascinating." Teacher says that's wonderful but I want someone to use fascinate in a sentence not fascinating." Nobody can think of it in a sentence until the teacher finally calls on Little Johnny. Johnny says " Teach you have 10 buttons on your sweater but since you have such beautiful big you only fasten eight."

 

[BMR Genie]

"A young girl started work in the village pharmacy.
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.
She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 610 [small] a 620[medium] or a 630[large]. The word condom wont even be used.
The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "650". The girl panicked.
She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs.
"Yes "!! she said "He's got one hanging right there"....!
The boss said "Go back in and give him SIX POUNDS FIFTY, he's the Window cleaner"