I'm hesitant to post this because I don't think anyone will believe me but it's absolutely true.
So I'm sitting in the cigar shop hanging out today and my buddy walks in. Same guy that met the herpes chick.
So he sees me and starts laughing and shaking his head. So I smile and say what happened now, asshole?
He says bro you're not going to fukking believe it. I say with you, I'll believe anything.
He says he went on a dating app. Meets this chick. They agree to meet at a bar in Philly.
He says he gets there and she's already there waiting for him. So he sits down, orders a drink.
They start talking idle bullshit for about 5 minutes. Then she says to him, so how's dating going for you?
He says at this point he becomes hesitant but decides to be honest and he says well not good, the last girl I met had herpes.
She stops him, reaches over and puts her hand on his. Looks him in the eye and says.....well then I don't think you're going to like what I have to say....
I HAVE HIV!
At this point I say bro what the fukk?! He starts laughing and says I know right? Only me.
I say bro, what the fukk are you doing meeting these crazy chicks? The last two dates you had you had one with herpes and now this one with hiv? Bro, something ain't right.
He said you're telling me? I feel like the universe is jerking me off and laughing at me.
After that, he grabbed a cigar and we smoked and talked.
Crazy shit but absolutely true I shit you not. Fukkin nuts.
