What would you do?

[quantumleap]

Well just went out and blasted some workers who were going to drive a fucking chimney sweeper down our property. Told them we don't live in a trailer park.

Fucking country bumpkins.

Was this the guy driving the truck? I think I know him. I can talk to him.

 

[jjgold]

Hose them down

 

[rdalert447]

Buy a horse, dress up like Chief Osceola, and ride up and down the property line doing the war chant.

 

[Tanko]

Buy a horse, dress up like Chief Osceola, and ride up and down the property line doing the war chant.

With the spear.... You got to include the spear.

 

[KVB]

It’s a losing proposition if the guy is a nut job

You really have to move if he’s too crazy

Are you not reading this thread?

The solution is to be the bigger nutjob.

Outcrazying the crazy will make the crazy realize he's been outcrazed and will put him right back in his spot.

Works every time.

 

[ttwarrior1]

create a 5th id maybe

 

[kidcudi92]

This is gonna turn into a “Fear Thy Neighbor” episode. GL

 

[patrickbateman]

create a 5th id maybe

Lose some fucking weight, maybe.

 

[djefferis]

Are you not reading this thread?

The solution is to be the bigger nutjob.

Outcrazying the crazy will make the crazy realize he's been outcrazed and will put him right back in his spot.

Works every time.

Exactly - either one of 2 things with the idiot neighbor they are:

- Not really crazy and will think you are and back the hell off - thinking your the nut job who might have a gun.
- They are truly crazy and seeing your crazy will encourage them to back off and focus their act on people who are shocked by it.

I like the idea of getting a horse and dressing up like the chief - just make sure you have a flaming spear when you do it.

Actually may use that one myself if I ever sell this damn house. It’s nice to log onto a forum and read about someone having issues dealing with idiots and realizing it’s not just me.

Or could just borrrow this gem of an idea from Stepbrother’s

Step Brothers - meet the neighbors

 

[patrickbateman]

Exactly - either one of 2 things with the idiot neighbor they are:

- Not really crazy and will think you are and back the hell off - thinking your the nut job who might have a gun.
- They are truly crazy and seeing your crazy will encourage them to back off and focus their act on people who are shocked by it.

I like the idea of getting a horse and dressing up like the chief - just make sure you have a flaming spear when you do it.

Actually may use that one myself if I ever sell this damn house. It’s nice to log onto a forum and read about someone having issues dealing with idiots and realizing it’s not just me.

Or could just borrrow this gem of an idea from Stepbrother’s

Step Brothers - meet the neighbors

He's now parking his truck further on our property. Assclown is a midget with man and his wife is a fat obese pig. Their house probably smells like a tranny's fake honey hole. More like a cesspool.

Dude is going to get his ass kicked.

Staking out our property tomorrow and putting up no trespassing signs.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Ah yes - the joy of dumbass neighbors - know them well.

Always made better with the age old “but the last owner ALWAYS let me do this”.

Bottom line - they likely are twisting what they read on the internet to fit their wants and it’s wrong.

First - I’d start with pulling a copy of your deed (should be available online at your county recorders office website) and verifying with a copy of the survey of your lot (if you have one) - may also be available on your county auditor website under map of the parcel (be aware the auditor map online may not be exact - but will give a fair idea of where the property line is). The survey tells you where the line truly is - the deed tells you of any granted easements/right of way and required set backs beyond what the local planning commission requires.

Once you know this - give the neighbor notice of the violation of the boundary. If he continues to drive over your yard/use the drive - a simple letter via certified mail with a copy of something showing the property line and advising to cease and desist accessing their property using the path they have created. Send via certified as you will need proof of they ignore this in the future. Then - if they ignore your letter and damage the yard in the future - take photos and file the matter in small claims seeking not only damages (can ask for a dollar even) but also an order prohibiting him from doing this in future and injunctive relief (penalty paid to you) if he does.

Neighbor is likely referencing local easement in claiming 5 feet between properties is “common space” - basically you can’t build any structure (including a fence) 5 feet from property line in many areas. This ensures each property owner doesn’t need to cross into the others space to maintain the structure (mowing around it/painting/ect). An easement if not recorded is basically at discretion of your local planning commission - and they set the standards locally. Easements are not a “free space” nor are they rights of either party to just use the area - they simply ensure a buffer exist to keep the peace between neighbors.

Similarly - right of way would be reordered: ROW generally exist to keep someone from being “landlocked” or having very extreme access to their property in these situations. Unless it’s written and recorded at the time of your purchase - it’s likely void. Even if dumbass had the old man sign a paper giving him right of way - if he didn’t file it BEFORE you transferred ownership - it’s now voided (because you had a right to know at the time of purchase that it existed - if it wasn’t they basically waive their rights by not filing for it).

Guessinf neighbor is referring to the ROW held by many municipalities/states when it comes to roadways. Again - like an easement it exist to allow them to maintain streets/run utilities and expand/widen roads easily as needed. Think of it like a tree lawn in front of a house between sidewalk and a curb - again - it’s still technically “yours” to maintain - but if the city needs it they can take it without permission. The public can also walk there - but someone couldn’t just set up a lemonade stand for example there if they wanted - it’s yours - unless the city/county/state need it. And again this would only apply to areas parallel with a street/alleyway.

Finally - once you know what’s yours and how to “defend” it via legal means - you likely will find yourself in the position as many do of having a neighbor who doesn’t give a shit what you say and who thinks they can just continue doing what they like. So what to do - well - in my experience a claymore and a trip wire are highly effective - but generally not the best solution if you have small children/pets or other things you’d like to keep alive that play in the area. If the neighbor continues to drive over your yard a couple of miles pieces of 1/4 inch rebar hammered into the ground and left to stick up an inch or so work well - leaves a nice hole in the tire when it runs over it - but if buried just low enough won’t damage your mower blade (just push mow this area if you regularly use a rider). Take a grinder and leave a nice point on the tip for maximum effect.

As to the propane delivery - how far is the tank from the nearest reasonable parking place for the delivery truck ? Those guys can run a hose up quite a distance - the tank at the house i am selling is at least 100’ from the road and they have no issue parking on the road and running a hose. Sure as hell beats pulling onto soggy grass with a truck weighing 15-20 ton and getting stuck there. Again - not unreasonable to let someone drag a hose through your yard a few times a year / but just driving across your yard - yea - that’s bullshit. Worse - the longer it goes on - the closer you get to losing your rights. Adverse possession in general takes 20 years (if someone uses a piece of land and maintains it for a period and the rightful owner does not object - the ownership is considered to be transferred to the user). 20 is a generally accepted- but some states it’s 10 or less I think.

Good luck.

This guy fukks

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thanks. I'd like to turn these fat fucks around and kick them both in their fat asses.

PattyB, post pics of these fat fukks.

 

[KVB]

He's now parking his truck further on our property. Assclown is a midget with man and his wife is a fat obese pig. Their house probably smells like a tranny's fake honey hole. More like a cesspool.

Dude is going to get his ass kicked.

Staking out our property tomorrow and putting up no trespassing signs.

Exactly - either one of 2 things with the idiot neighbor they are:

- Not really crazy and will think you are and back the hell off - thinking your the nut job who might have a gun.
- They are truly crazy and seeing your crazy will encourage them to back off and focus their act on people who are shocked by it.

Could it be possible that the neighbor is reading this thread and realizes that his crazy is getting outcrazied and his only response is to get even crazier in an attempt to outcrazy the crazy neighbor who only went crazy in hopes of outcrazying him?

Coud it be possible?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Could it be possible that the neighbor is reading this thread and realizes that his crazy is getting outcrazied and his only response is to get even crazier in an attempt to outcrazy the crazy neighbor who only went crazy in hopes of outcrazying him?

Coud it be possible?

Nah that’s crazy

 

[KVB]

Hold up, wait a minute.

If each party thinks the solution is to outcrazy the other, then when does the craziness end?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hold up, wait a minute.

If each party thinks the solution is to outcrazy the other, then when does the craziness end?

The craziness will end when one of them peaks out their window and sees this.

 

[rdalert447]

PLB, just out-gay him.

 

[patrickbateman]

Could it be possible that the neighbor is reading this thread and realizes that his crazy is getting outcrazied and his only response is to get even crazier in an attempt to outcrazy the crazy neighbor who only went crazy in hopes of outcrazying him?

Coud it be possible?

I don't think these country bumpkins can read. Probably inbred considering their looks. Uglier than Obama Bin Biden.

 

[jjgold]

I don't think these country bumpkins can read. Probably inbred considering their looks. Uglier than Obama Bin Biden.

 

[patrickbateman]

Blocked access to our backyard today so they can't drive over our yard and plow snow into it. What a bunch of stupid morons. Put up some stakes, rope, and no trespassing signs. Built a little rock wall around the stakes as well.

Fucking asshole across the street who likes to get involved in business that doesn't concern him backed his truck in his driveway and started revving his engine. I'm really scared of a fat f*** who can't even complete a rock wall because he's a fucking out of shape walrus.

Let's see what "Our 600 LB Lives" neighbors do. It's not my fault your mothers and fathers were related and fucked each other to create your dumb asses.

"Nobody owns this land ." Our property survey says WE own it.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN PATRICK BATEMAN RUNS WILD ON YOU!