What's the best/funniest/most weirdly specific compliment you've received?

[edawg]

That I could get busy for a white boy.

 

[quantumleap]

Some lady told me I had a nice mustache. I had recently trimmed it for a party.

It was odd because just a few weeks before that I think I heard someone tell Richie Cunningham on "Happy Days" that he had nice sideburns.

 

[edawg]

Some lady told me I had a nice mustache. I had recently trimmed it for a party.

It was odd because just a few weeks before that I think I heard someone tell Richie Cunningham on "Happy Days" that he had nice sideburns.

Should have told her you would give her a free ride on it.

 

[aikman.tr]

One chick said to me "its a good thing I swallow" on her 4th gulp.

 

[baz]

Some chinese or some other asian natives came up to me and were flabbergasted "How you have no flyaway?" Should have seen the look of shock and awe in their eyes. When I had long ass hair and wore a ponytail I often parted it down the middle to pull it back into a ponytail and I would use hair gel to make sure I had no loose hairs sticking up from the part. So yeah I would gel down the "flyaways"

 

[pipe]

Best complement I received that was weird............

We're at a restaurant eating and a guy (stranger to us) who was there with his wife at a nearby table came up to our table and said, "You have a very beautiful wife."

I thought, hmmm. One of 3 things was going on:
1. He must be telling me instead of my wife to avoid a fight with his wife.
2. He knew if he said that directly to my wife, he'd get his a$$ kicked.
3. They were swingers and interested.

The interaction didn't last long. My wife said, "Thanks. Now f#k off".

Fn hilarious Tank. The wife's fn reply.

 

[Tanko]

Fn hilarious Tank. The wife's fn reply.

She is like that. She would have kicked that guys a$$ if I let her.

She's hits the heavy bag in the garage when she works out and is in great shape.
Yeah, I don't give her too much grief for my own safety.

 

[pipe]

She is like that. She would have kicked that guys a$$ if I let her.

She's hits the heavy bag in the garage when she works out and is in great shape.
Yeah, I don't give her too much grief for my own safety.

She sounds like a bad ass Tank. What would give the guy the nerve to say something like that being that she was with you. I mean he's with his and he came over to say that.

 

[x-lemurian]

And he's in his mid-20s where all your sexual desires and fantasies are fully alive.

Salute to you, Lemurian!

I'm not that noble. I had a steady girlfriend at the time. Once I heard she was divorced I did inquire if she was available. She apparently had found someone who could provide for her. To this day a think I did the right thing.

 

[Tanko]

She sounds like a bad ass Tank. What would give the guy the nerve to say something like that being that she was with you. I mean he's with his and he came over to say that.

I'm a 5. My wife is an easy 8+. Maybe they wanted to swing and he was hot for my wife??????





Of course the pineapple ring my wife was wearing may have lured them over. I'm kidding.

 

[quantumleap]

Should have told her you would give her a free ride on it.

Why didn't I think of that? It was a party after all.