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  1. patrickbateman

    Daily question of the day thread...

    It's where a fat lazy beotch who doesn't want to change her diet or exercise shoots Ozempic into her ass every week. Smells like 5 day old Indian food wrapped in a rotten cabbage.
  2. patrickbateman

    Daily question of the day thread...

    Had a guy at my parent's house who took a book into their bathroom and was in there for 50 minutes. People have no manners.
  3. patrickbateman

    Eye Candy + Music & Laughter = Good For The Soul

    Dolan out winners!
  4. patrickbateman

    MLB Picks - Saturday, 8/10/24

    Good lick, Mr. LT Profits!
  5. patrickbateman

    Daily question of the day thread...

    Do you spray after taking a nasty grumpy. I do. I'm like the Mossad when it comes to pooping. I get in, get out and nobody knows I was even there. My girlfriend's mother took an Ozempic crap last weekend and just left the bathroom as is. Fucking nasty. I also don't shit in public places.
  6. patrickbateman

    Do you change your strategy when you’re down money?

    I usually push all in and hope for the best. One time I was drunk and bet $1,200 on a -220 NHL favorite. Obviously the play sunk like FlyingLinguine's cock after he was tricked into banging a a Lady Boy in Bang COCK.
  7. patrickbateman

    Name an athlete...

    Total piece of shit who grew up in an upper middle class household. Another activist who never experienced what they are advocating for.
  8. patrickbateman

    Name an athlete...

    Chris Washburn. Another guy who fucked his career up due to the devil's dandruff.
  9. patrickbateman

    UFC Vegas 95 Picks (Aug. 10th)🥊

    Good luck. Don't like betting on the women though.
  10. patrickbateman

    ATTN: BobbyFK - OLIPOP Review

    Had two of these yesterday and shit black gold. Probably good for weight loose. Up to 207 from 190 in a month. FAT f***!
  11. patrickbateman

    Sonya Massey Killing

    That be me. How you man? How you?
  12. patrickbateman

    Name an athlete...

    Charles Shackleford
  13. patrickbateman

    Name an athlete...

    Greg Oden
  14. patrickbateman

    Name an athlete...

    Johnny Manziel. Still a punk today.
  15. patrickbateman

    Name an athlete...

    That's a solid one. Dude murdered people in college and still played in the NFL.
  16. patrickbateman

    Name an athlete...

    Tucupita?
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