JJGOLD Please Tell Us Some Old War Stories

[phillyflyers]

Would love to hear some old gambling stories from back in the day, JJ. I'm sure you've got a million of them. Gambler stories through the years from the most colorful characters.

I'd like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me.

 

[jjgold]

I never killed anyone

Do you know as you get older you forget so much stuff when you were young

The scariest one is when I owed a bookmaker money and they brought me on top of a building and shook me from my ankles over the ledge

I paid the next day

 

[phillyflyers]

I never killed anyone

Do you know as you get older you forget so much stuff when you were young

The scariest one is when I owed a bookmaker money and they brought me on top of a building and shook me from my ankles over the ledge

I paid the next day

 

[phillyflyers]

I once had an incident with a bookie who was taking bets from some asshole who was using my name to place the bets.

When I found out, I went to the dude's house and dragged him out after I fukked him up, threw him in my car, and drove to the bookies place.

When we got there, I dumped the dude on the floor and told the bookie this is the asshole that was placing bets under my name. He owes you the money. Do we have a problem?

Dude said nope, we're good thanks for letting me know. Last thing I heard about it was dude made an arrangement with the bookie and had to get a job to work the debt off.

That's just one story.

 

[BMR Genie]

I never killed anyone

Do you know as you get older you forget so much stuff when you were young

The scariest one is when I owed a bookmaker money and they brought me on top of a building and shook me from my ankles over the ledge

I paid the next day

Where did you get the money that fast, JJ?

 

[BMR Genie]

I once had an incident with a bookie who was taking bets from some asshole who was using my name to place the bets.

When I found out, I went to the dude's house and dragged him out after I fukked him up, threw him in my car, and drove to the bookies place.

When we got there, I dumped the dude on the floor and told the bookie this is the asshole that was placing bets under my name. He owes you the money. Do we have a problem?

Dude said nope, we're good thanks for letting me know. Last thing I heard about it was dude made an arrangement with the bookie and had to get a job to work the debt off.

That's just one story.

Do you know that guy? How was he able to acquire your name?

 

[phillyflyers]

Do you know that guy? How was he able to acquire your name?

I knew of him. Like a light acquaintance. By that time, everyone knew I was a gambler.

 

[Tanko]

Where did you get the money that fast, JJ?

Genie, that's when JJ started in the "oldest profession".

 

[BMR Genie]

I knew of him. Like a light acquaintance. By that time, everyone knew I was a gambler.

It would have been "less damage" if he only won those bets. lol. Que mal!

 

[JDS]

I never killed anyone

Do you know as you get older you forget so much stuff when you were young

The scariest one is when I owed a bookmaker money and they brought me on top of a building and shook me from my ankles over the ledge

I paid the next day

D- story we need more details on the next one you share.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

The scariest one is when I owed a bookmaker money and they brought me on top of a building and shook me from my ankles over the ledge

I paid the next day

Didn’t that happen to Vanilla Ice?

 

[JDS]

Didn’t that happen to Vanilla Ice?

Yeah I thought that sounded familiar good find lol.

 

[patrickbateman]

@jjgold tell the gambling breakfast story again.

 

[phillyflyers]

 

[phillyflyers]

Saw my old buddy Jimmy last night. Reminded me of this old story.

This is a true story. An old time South Philly story I thought about when I saw him last night.

So me and Jimmy go back to when we were just kids. Knew him all.my life. Went to school together.

So this is around the time when we were 16 years old.

Jimmy gets his first job at a pretty famous South Philly pizzeria.

They start him washing dishes, he moves up to waiter in no time, he always was a hard worker.

So we're all out drinking one night, by that I mean myself and all of our friends.

So Jimmy gets done work his first night as a waiter and he meets up with all us who were drinking at our secret spot no one but us knew about. Saturday night.

So I see him and say how'd work go? He says crazy. This old jewish guy showed up and drive me nuts. Really broke my balls the entire time.

I say yeah? What happened? You piss him off? He says no but the other waiters told me he shows up same time every Saturday night so he spends money and so they all put up with it.

This goes on for 5 weeks in a row. Every Saturday night.

Finally Jimmy has enough. He says he's gonna do something to get this fukkin guy back this upcoming Saturday night.

Saturday comes and goes and finally Jimmy shows up after work. Big smile on his face and he sees me and starts laughing.

So I say what happened with the jerkoff? Did you get him?

He says yeah I got him. I say what did you do?

He said he waited until the fukk ordered dessert. He always orders a cannoli after dinner.

He says the Mexican kid he worked with, grabbed the filling holder and ran downstairs with Jimmy and said here you go get him now.

Jimmy took one look, grabbed the filling holder, goes into the bathroom.

He then proceeded to jerk off and cum into the cannoli filling and filled the cannoli with it.

I said GET THE FUKK OUT DID YOU REALLY?!

He says you know it.

This is why you never fukk with your waiter.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Genie, that's when JJ started in the "oldest profession".

Glory Hole days

 

[BigJay]

everyone knew I was a gambler.

 

[BMR Genie]

Saw my old buddy Jimmy last night. Reminded me of this old story.

This is a true story. An old time South Philly story I thought about when I saw him last night.

So me and Jimmy go back to when we were just kids. Knew him all.my life. Went to school together.

So this is around the time when we were 16 years old.

Jimmy gets his first job at a pretty famous South Philly pizzeria.

They start him washing dishes, he moves up to waiter in no time, he always was a hard worker.

So we're all out drinking one night, by that I mean myself and all of our friends.

So Jimmy gets done work his first night as a waiter and he meets up with all us who were drinking at our secret spot no one but us knew about. Saturday night.

So I see him and say how'd work go? He says crazy. This old jewish guy showed up and drive me nuts. Really broke my balls the entire time.

I say yeah? What happened? You piss him off? He says no but the other waiters told me he shows up same time every Saturday night so he spends money and so they all put up with it.

This goes on for 5 weeks in a row. Every Saturday night.

Finally Jimmy has enough. He says he's gonna do something to get this fukkin guy back this upcoming Saturday night.

Saturday comes and goes and finally Jimmy shows up after work. Big smile on his face and he sees me and starts laughing.

So I say what happened with the jerkoff? Did you get him?

He says yeah I got him. I say what did you do?

He said he waited until the fukk ordered dessert. He always orders a cannoli after dinner.

He says the Mexican kid he worked with, grabbed the filling holder and ran downstairs with Jimmy and said here you go get him now.

Jimmy took one look, grabbed the filling holder, goes into the bathroom.

He then proceeded to jerk off and cum into the cannoli filling and filled the cannoli with it.

I said GET THE FUKK OUT DID YOU REALLY?!

He says you know it.

This is why you never fukk with your waiter.

Imagine he was eating Cannoli with the taste of cum. Yikes.

Yeah, be good to the people who prepare/serve your food.

 

[phillyflyers]

Imagine he was eating Cannoli with the taste of cum. Yikes.

Yeah, be good to the people who prepares/serve your food.

Yeah he said all the workers watched as he was eating it laughing their ass off.

Jimmy asked him if it was good and the dude said delicious!

 

[BMR Genie]

Yeah he said all the workers watched as he was eating it laughing their ass off.

Jimmy asked him if it was good and the dude said delicious!

Haha, damn!