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[ruder.de.rudy]

0-6 yesterday fuk

that was my record at the bar last night

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

that was my record at the bar last night

With girls or barstools, Rudy?

 

[jjgold]

Mavs ML

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Mavs ML

JJ knew.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Yesterday:

Homerun prop: +354
WNBA: 1-0, +84
NHL: 0-2, -200

Total: +238

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

NHL: +43.84u

 

[BMR Genie]

Yesterday:

Homerun prop: +354
WNBA: 1-0, +84
NHL: 0-2, -200

Total: +238

Another WNBA win! You are really good at women, DDD.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Another WNBA win! You are really good at women, DDD.

No WNBA games today, Genie.

 

[BMR Genie]

No WNBA games today, Genie.

I guess they are the only league that rests on Memorial Day? But prepare the action for tomorrow, DDD.

 

[KVB]

Another WNBA win! You are really good at women, DDD.

Yes, DDD just hangs the bait out there like no other and they come biting. He's the master.

I guess, when it comes to women, you could call DDD the master baiter.

 

[KVB]

So this morning I went to planet fitness to lay in the massage chair and then the hydro massage bed.

I'm on my short drive home, all jellied and relaxed, windows down, cruising slow through the neighborhood when I see this group of kids, about a half dozen, on the right sidewalk and front yard up ahead.

As I drive by a little kid steps out and blasts me with a toy gun that made popping sounds and lit up red and blue.

So I come home, load up the squirt gun, and recruit my wife for a drive by. We go around the block so we can come up on them with me in the passenger side, locked and loaded. Sure enough, they see us coming and get ready for their ambush.

As we slowly drive by that same little kid pops out with the gun and, just before he fires, my wife hits the breaks and I lean out the window with the squirt gun. Their gunman paused, unsure about what's happening, when I started to fire away.

I hit every one of those fukkers with the water gun before they scattered and even the bigger kid who hid behind the tree. When he poked his head out I nailed him in the face.

Then I yelled "Go! Go! Go!" and my wife floored it.

Three ladies walking up towards us from the front were just 2 feet away from collateral damage and were surprised at first but when they saw and heard me yell "Go!" three times they started busting up.

I looked back and the smallest kid was chasing after us.

At first, the kids were like...

Then, they were like...

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Oh snap. KVB just started a neighborhood war.

You best start stocking up on water balloons and other weapons.

 

[jjgold]

Card me

 

[KVB]

Card me

 

[KVB]

Oh snap. KVB just started a neighborhood war.

You best start stocking up on water balloons and other weapons.

I was actually thinking when we got home from the drive by that they could get on their bikes and find us.

Then I hear this raido or voice noise outside over my Nelly sounds. I look out the window and see this kid coming around the lemon tree and he just freezes. He points out my car and gets on, I shit you not, his walkie talkie...that's the noise I heard coming down the street.

Next thing I know there are like 10 little kids huddled around the lemon tree staring at my driveway.

My son, who just finished his sophmore year in high school gathers some guns, and my wife and my daughter, who just finished her first year of college, start frantically filling balloons.

We plan to go out the back gate and come around for an ambush.

But they left and disappeared quick. I ran around the corner with two balloons but still couldn't find them.

Next time, we will be ready.

Next time they come around we're going to reverse the roles and chase them with soakers and balloons so they'll be like...

 

[BMR Genie]

So this morning I went to planet fitness to lay in the massage chair and then the hydro massage bed.

I'm on my short drive home, all jellied and relaxed, windows down, cruising slow through the neighborhood when I see this group of kids, about a half dozen, on the right sidewalk and front yard up ahead.

As I drive by a little kid steps out and blasts me with a toy gun that made popping sounds and lit up red and blue.

So I come home, load up the squirt gun, and recruit my wife for a drive by. We go around the block so we can come up on them with me in the passenger side, locked and loaded. Sure enough, they see us coming and get ready for their ambush.

As we slowly drive by that same little kid pops out with the gun and, just before he fires, my wife hits the breaks and I lean out the window with the squirt gun. Their gunman paused, unsure about what's happening, when I started to fire away.

I hit every one of those fukkers with the water gun before they scattered and even the bigger kid who hid behind the tree. When he poked his head out I nailed him in the face.

Then I yelled "Go! Go! Go!" and my wife floored it.

Three ladies walking up towards us from the front were just 2 feet away from collateral damage and were surprised at first but when they saw and heard me yell "Go!" three times they started busting up.

I looked back and the smallest kid was chasing after us.

At first, the kids were like...

Then, they were like...

Haha, I hope those kids learned not to mess with you ever again.

 

[BMR Genie]

I was actually thinking when we got home from the drive by that they could get on their bikes and find us.

Then I hear this raido or voice noise outside over my Nelly sounds. I look out the window and see this kid coming around the lemon tree and he just freezes. He points out my car and gets on, I shit you not, his walkie talkie...that's the noise I heard coming down the street.

Next thing I know there are like 10 little kids huddled around the lemon tree staring at my driveway.

My son, who just finished his sophmore year in high school gathers some guns, and my wife and my daughter, who just finished her first year of college, start frantically filling balloons.

We plan to go out the back gate and come around for an ambush.

But they left and disappeared quick. I ran around the corner with two balloons but still couldn't find them.

Next time, we will be ready.

Next time they come around we're going to reverse the roles and chase them with soakers and balloons so they'll be like...

Haha.. I love the full support from your whole family, KVB.

 

[KVB]

Oh snap. KVB just started a neighborhood war.

You best start stocking up on water balloons and other weapons.

We might have started a generational spat here.

There were like 6 little boys we fired at earlier, and when that kid got on his walkie talkie, even more than that showed up.

These 6 boys, brought their little sisters. They looked like 4 or 5 year sold and the way they stared at my car and driveway, as if I was the mortal enemy and they are hell bent on reenge.

The young kids are indoctrinating their younger siblings.

Not sure how this will end, but rest assured, the KVB household will not fail in the defense of our homeland.

 

[BMR Genie]

We might have started a generational spat here.

There were like 6 little boys we fired at earlier, and when that kid got on his walkie talkie, even more than that showed up.

These 6 boys, brought their little sisters. They looked like 4 or 5 year sold and the way they stared at my car and driveway, as if I was the mortal enemy and they are hell bent on reenge.

The young kids are indoctrinating their younger siblings.

Not sure how this will end, but rest assured, the KVB household will not fail in the defense of our homeland.

Let us know if you need more backup.

Also, where are the parents of these kids? lol

 

[Tanko]

Oh snap. KVB just started a neighborhood war.

You best start stocking up on water balloons and other weapons.

Some parent will be upset their little Jimmy got wet and KVB gonna be arrested for assaulting kids.